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Author: Thomas Sullivan

Thomas Sullivan is the author of So Much Time, So Little Change (a book of essays published by Wayman Publishing). It is available at Amazon in print and Kindle. Thomas lives in Seattle.

Big Numbers Require Innovative Math

February 27, 2016 Thomas Sullivan

Last weekend Donald Trump crushed the competition at the South Carolina primary. In part, Trump has proven very adept at engaging groups of people who don’t usually participate in campaigns. For example, the American National […]

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Money For Nothing (But The Chicks Aren’t Free)

February 24, 2016 Thomas Sullivan

Hello. My name is Bob Smith. I’m running as a Republican for the junior Senate seat in the great state of Kentucky. Why am I doing this? Because I don’t like to work, but I […]

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A Tax Credit To Defeat ISIS

February 23, 2016 Thomas Sullivan

I like comedy in part because I can learn more by watching a 30-second clip of John Stewart than I can during an entire day watching MSNBC or Meet The Press. Comedians are more insightful […]

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Disorder In The House

February 20, 2016 Thomas Sullivan

The most important story in the news yesterday came with the headline “Slur-Screaming Waffle Waitress Uses Confederate Flag To Attack Teen.” Say what you will, but when it comes to racism, this woman sure doesn’t […]

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The Logic Of The Drug War In Two Pictures

February 18, 2016February 18, 2016 Thomas Sullivan

The federal government classifies drugs under the Controlled Substances Act (1970). Drugs are assigned to a Schedule level ranging from 1 to 5, with 1 being the most harmful and 5 being the least (for […]

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Who Will Be Next?

February 15, 2016February 15, 2016 Thomas Sullivan

The big news in politics this week was the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, who died during a hunting trip in Texas. The official cause of death was listed as “natural causes.” However, […]

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A New Way Forward?

February 10, 2016 Thomas Sullivan

The big news in politics this week was Marco Rubio’s 5th place finish in the New Hampshire primary. Rubio had been gaining momentum following his third place finish in the earlier Iowa primary. The reaction […]

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Planning For Next Time

February 8, 2016 Thomas Sullivan

Hi Everyone, It’s time to start thinking about our next federal land occupation. I’ve pulled together some possible dates and sites and would like your feedback. I’ve arranged the dates for our anti-federal government rally so […]

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Ignorance. Your Ticket To The Big Money

February 5, 2016 Thomas Sullivan

I think I’ve figured out a way to work toward social justice AND make a ton of money. Talk to any teacher or a social worker and you’ll realize that this is not an easy […]

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We Need To Talk About Ted

February 3, 2016February 3, 2016 Thomas Sullivan

The creators of the movie We Need To Talk About Kevin have announced plans for a sequel. On Monday the filmmakers issued the following press release: “We are filming a sequel that envisions Kevin (from […]

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