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Author: Kevin Woolery

Mostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian, and comedy writer. Born, raised, and currently residing in Los Angeles, CA. Follow me at http://www.twitter.com/kdubcomedy

Staged Accident?

August 2, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Just got into an accident, and it was obviously staged for insurance money. I should have seen it coming, the guy was driving an Isuzu.

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IKEA

August 2, 2012 Kevin Woolery

I bought a table, chair, and bookshelf from IKEA. Came home, mixed up the parts, put them together, and now I have three guillotines.

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Butlers

August 1, 2012August 2, 2012 Kevin Woolery

People who have butlers shouldn’t be surprised when somebody ends up mysteriously murdered.              

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Super Slug

July 30, 2012July 30, 2012 Kevin Woolery

I’m working on a new comic book super hero. This guy gets bit by a radioactive slug, then just lays around all day, doing nothing.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycomic books, humor, slugs, superheroes

A new Jesus, Buddha joke

July 19, 2012July 19, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Jesus, and Buddha walk into a Red Cross, and the nurse says we can’t help you. So Jesus asks why not, and the nurse says we’re non-prophet.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayBuddha, humor, Jesus, jokes, prophets, Red Cross

Rename Trojan?

July 17, 2012July 18, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Trojan is a terrible name for a condom, especially since all the Greek soldiers broke out of the horse and killed everyone.        

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6 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Fictioncondom, Greeks, horses, humor, trojans

Olive Garden Spices up Life?

May 16, 2012May 16, 2012 Kevin Woolery

When I die I want to be cremated, and put into the pepper shakers at Olive Garden.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycremation, Death, humor, Olive Garden

Relationships and Blogs

May 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Relationships are a lot like writing for a blog. When it’s new, you’re excited about doing it every day, then it starts to get boring, and you run out of things to say, so you […]

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Women and Cucumbers

April 30, 2012April 30, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Whenever I’m in the produce section of the grocery store, and I see a woman put a cucumber in her basket, I have to laugh to myself, because I know what she’s probably going to […]

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Biological Clock

March 11, 2012March 11, 2012 Kevin Woolery

My girlfriend told me that her biological clock is ticking, and all this time I thought she was just farting under the blankets

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