Rename Trojan? July 17, 2012July 18, 2012 Kevin Woolery Trojan is a terrible name for a condom, especially since all the Greek soldiers broke out of the horse and killed everyone. Share this Post:
Why not start a contest for renaming the condom. The best entries could be posted on Facebook or something.
Like Mike said, you want the ship to gain entry, but the passengers cannot exit. Metaphor powers activate.
Bermuda Triangle Condoms … sperm disappear and are never seen again (Hey, it’s a quarter after 12:00 midnight. That’s the best I can do at this hour.)
I think the Trojan horse story (from the condom perspective) is all about just being allowed inside; what happens next isn’t as important!
Why not start a contest for renaming the condom. The best entries could be posted on Facebook or something.
Like Mike said, you want the ship to gain entry, but the passengers cannot exit. Metaphor powers activate.
Bermuda Triangle Condoms … sperm disappear and are never seen again
(Hey, it’s a quarter after 12:00 midnight. That’s the best I can do at this hour.)
I think the Trojan horse story (from the condom perspective) is all about just being allowed inside; what happens next isn’t as important!
*wipes coffee from computer screen*
Pwahahahahaha!
Hilarious, Mike.