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Author: Kevin Woolery

Mostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian, and comedy writer. Born, raised, and currently residing in Los Angeles, CA. Follow me at http://www.twitter.com/kdubcomedy

Rush Limbaugh’s Head

March 2, 2012March 4, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Rush Limbaugh’s head is so far up his own ass that it’s actually popped out of his neck, and looks like a normal head again, although somewhat bloated.

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Money Can’t Buy Happiness

February 17, 2012February 17, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Money can’t buy you happiness, just ask Angry Birds, they’ve sold 200 million copies, and they’re still pissed.

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayAngry Birds, happiness, humor, money

Halftime in America

February 17, 2012 Kevin Woolery

I recently saw the commercial with Clint Eastwood claiming that it’s “Halftime in America,” which is funny coming from a guy who’s obviously in overtime.

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Man Buys Early Valentine’s Day Gift

February 14, 2012 Kevin Woolery

In an unprecedented event, John Miller from Omaha, Nebraska actually bought a beautiful set of diamond earrings for his wife back on January 18th in preparation for this year’s Valentine’s Day. In addition to the […]

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Soul Crushing or Trying to Run a Comedy Show

February 9, 2012 Kevin Woolery

I had a dream a long time ago to get into standup comedy. It took me many years to see this to fruition, but I finally dived in and started doing it, and I quickly […]

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4 CommentsWords to Think Uponcomedy show, soul crushing, standup

Doctor’s Visit

January 25, 2012 Kevin Woolery

After noticing that something wasn’t right, I decided to go the doctor to get it checked out. It turns out that I have a tapeworm, and now I’m really scared, because I’ve never been good […]

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Newlyweds

January 25, 2012 Kevin Woolery

It seems like a lot of newlyweds like to go to Niagra Falls for their honeymoons, but I think a much better idea would be to go on your 10th anniversary, because they hardly ever find the […]

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Time to Stop Looking

January 24, 2012 Kevin Woolery

So, it’s been well over 20 years. I hate to break it to everyone, but Carmen San Diego is most likely dead. I know what you’re thinking, and I had the same question, where the […]

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayCarmen San Diego, Foul Play, Waldo

Surprise of Childbirth

January 22, 2012January 22, 2012 Kevin Woolery

There’s a trend going around where couples having babies are foregoing the opportunity of knowing the sex of their baby. The argument is that they want to be surprised at childbirth. As a father of […]

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Creative Headlines Part 1

January 20, 2012 Kevin Woolery

  Journalists aren’t always considered a creative bunch, since their jobs are mainly limited to reporting the facts, and only the facts, ma’am. However, every once in a while, a journalist gets a little creative, […]

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