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Author: Kevin Woolery

Mostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian, and comedy writer. Born, raised, and currently residing in Los Angeles, CA. Follow me at http://www.twitter.com/kdubcomedy

Martin Luther King Jr. and Neil Armstrong Meet

January 19, 2012 Kevin Woolery

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zChgZq3jnA&version=3&hl=en_US%5D I was lucky enough to have a camera rolling one day in the 1960’s when Martin Luther King Jr. and Neil Armstrong met on the backlot of a major studio. I’ve captured the […]

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Fiction, Good Clean Fun, Video FunI Have a Dream, Martin Luther King Jr., Moon Landing, Neil Armstrong

Relationships Explained

January 19, 2012January 19, 2012 Kevin Woolery

As a guy, I’m inherently unable to understand the meaning of relationships. This puzzle has haunted me for a good many years with many repercussions. So, a while ago I started to do my own […]

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2 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Fun, Relationshipsmen, relationships, women

Who I Am Voting For

January 18, 2012January 18, 2012 Kevin Woolery

I’m voting for the first honest candidate to literally take a shit on the middle class on national TV. Doesn’t count behind closed doors.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayelection, humor, middle class, politics, voting

Paula Deen’s Diabetes

January 17, 2012January 17, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Paula Deen just found out she has diabetes, so stay tuned for her new recipes. I heard her next show focuses on deep fried insulin.

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycooking, diabetes, fats, fried foods, humor, paula deen

Dora the Explorer

January 11, 2012January 11, 2012 Kevin Woolery

My daughter learned a lot from watching Dora the Explorer when she was younger, like, that it’s perfectly acceptable to put boots on a monkey. She also learned how to see really well with only […]

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Going Back to School

January 4, 2012January 4, 2012 Kevin Woolery

My New Years resolution is to go back to school, which won’t be a problem now, since the restraining order expired on January 1st

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, new year's resolution a, restraining order, school

Windows to the Soul

January 2, 2012January 2, 2012 Kevin Woolery

It’s true that your eyes are the windows to your soul, unless you have a glass eye, then it’s just a window to your empty eye socket.

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New Year’s Resolutions and the Mayans

December 30, 2011December 30, 2011 Kevin Woolery

My New Years resolution is to end every conversation with “I hope the Mayans were right.”    

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A Ryan Seacrest New Year

December 27, 2011December 27, 2011 Kevin Woolery

I’m only watching the New Year’s Eve show with Ryan Seacrest, because I think this may be the year his balls drop.

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One Angry Man – My Attempt to Ditch Jury Duty

December 20, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

After almost 20 years of dodging my civic duty, they finally found me. I’ve been summoned for jury duty during the second week of January, here in the Los Angeles County Superior Court. On the […]

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