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Author: Kevin Woolery

Mostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian, and comedy writer. Born, raised, and currently residing in Los Angeles, CA. Follow me at http://www.twitter.com/kdubcomedy

Holiday Fun #2

December 16, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Can’t figure out what to get your kids for Christmas? That’s ok, I’m here to help. Why not get them a stick? They’re fun to play with, and according to Jonathan Liu at Wired Magazine […]

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayfun, gifts, Holiday, kids, toys

Holiday Fun #1

December 16, 2011December 16, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Are the holidays getting you down? Here’s a sure fire way to cheer yourself up, and have a good time doing it. Get yourself a pair of tan khakis, a red shirt, and a clipboard, […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayfun, Holiday, Target

Qualifications for Public Office

December 12, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

  After watching the circus event called the GOP debates, as well as the never-ending scandals, and the numerous foot in mouth episodes, I’d like to make a proposal for all future national elections. I […]

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Politicscandidates, debates, elections, GOP, public office

Under the Mistletoe

December 11, 2011December 11, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Nothing says kiss my ass better than a lower back tattoo of mistletoe.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, kissing, mistletoe, tattoos

Shakespeare’s Dating Philosophy

December 9, 2011December 9, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Shakespeare didn’t date much in his day, because he lived by the motto, prose before hos.

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Gray Pubic Hair

December 3, 2011December 3, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Finding a gray pubic hair can be depressing, especially if it’s still connected to your grandma.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Daydepression, gray, hair, humor

Just Not the Same

November 28, 2011 Kevin Woolery

As I sat at home this morning, looking at all the deals on BestBuy.com, and Walmart.com, it just didn’t feel like holiday shopping to me. So, to get into the spirit, I violently rubbed pepper […]

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Apocalypse Turkey

November 23, 2011November 23, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Right now, there’s a crazy turkey warning of the apocalypse, and everyone’s laughing at him.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayapocalypse Thanksgiving, humor, Turkey

Demi And Ashton

November 21, 2011November 21, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Now that Demi and Ashton are getting divorced, maybe she’ll start dating guys her own age, it’s too bad that Andy Rooney just died.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayAndy Rooney, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, divorce, humor

New Identity

November 16, 2011November 16, 2011 Kevin Woolery

I wish someone would steal my identity so I can start over as a penguin.

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