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Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/23/21

July 30, 2021July 30, 2021 Paul Lander

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing, even news about Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis; that’s what any new release from Microsoft […]

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Aging Not So Gracefully

February 21, 2012February 21, 2012 Neal Mayhem

In a poll, over half of women said wrinkles are the most obvious sign of aging. A close second? Having an ex-husband named Ashton Kutcher

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Demi Moore’s Twitter Name

November 29, 2011 Stephanie Queen

The breaking news today is that Demi Moore is still using Mrs. Kutcher as her Twitter name. Twitter people don’t know what to make of this. Some think she is not ready to let go […]

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Demi And Ashton

November 21, 2011November 21, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Now that Demi and Ashton are getting divorced, maybe she’ll start dating guys her own age, it’s too bad that Andy Rooney just died.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayAndy Rooney, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, divorce, humor

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