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Author: Kevin Woolery

Mostly untrue stories, and rants from an aspiring stand-up comedian, and comedy writer. Born, raised, and currently residing in Los Angeles, CA. Follow me at http://www.twitter.com/kdubcomedy

Bad Debate Performance?

November 12, 2011November 12, 2011 Kevin Woolery

It seems like Rick Perry screwed up the debate the other night, but he’s actually cornering the much coveted alzheimers vote.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayDebate, elections, GOP, humor, Rick Perry, votes

Training Cats

November 11, 2011November 11, 2011 Kevin Woolery

If you want to train your cat to walk on a leash, it makes sense to first learn how to give yourself stitches

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycats, humor, leashes, pets

John Lennon’s Tooth

November 8, 2011November 9, 2011 Kevin Woolery

John Lennon’s former housekeeper sold his tooth for over $31,000 at auction this weekend. After hearing the news, Arnold’s former housekeeper put her son up on eBay for $32,000.

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The Duggars

November 8, 2011November 9, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Michelle Duggar of 19 Kids and Counting announced that she’s pregnant again. When asked to comment, her uterus just sobbed uncontrollably.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayDuggars, humor, pregnancy, reality TV

Open Response to Comments

November 7, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Every once in a while, I’ll wake up to find that the popularity of my blog posts have increased, and I have an inbox full of comments. It’s those mornings that are the brightest for […]

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8 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Funcomments, funny, response, spam, writing

Beyonce Debuts?

November 6, 2011November 6, 2011 Kevin Woolery

Little Known Fact: When Beyonce farts, it usually debuts at number one.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayBeyonce, humor, music

Student Loan Forgiveness

October 26, 2011 Kevin Woolery

There’s a petition going around that asks the Federal Government to forgive student loans. So far, there are 32,000 signatures from people of all walks of life, in all kinds of financial situations. I think […]

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The Northern Lights

October 25, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

Disclaimer: The following article is highly likely to contain scientific facts that I made up on the spot, so if you’re using this article as citation for a college research paper, don’t do it Courtney, […]

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1 CommentFictionAurora Borealis, Northern Lights, science

Halloween Costume

October 25, 2011October 25, 2011 Kevin Woolery

This last weekend I was helping my son come up with a really scary halloween costume, and we agreed on one that will send shivers through all the people who are brave enough to answer […]

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A Picture

October 23, 2011October 23, 2011 Kevin Woolery

I’ve done the calculations twice, and it turns out that a picture is only worth 993 words. Nice try though.

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