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The Trump Cabinet Quiz

September 13, 2018
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“Good morning, class. Today’s mid-term is on the Trump Cabinet.  Yes the Cabinet changes as often as the definition of the word ‘collusion’.  But reliable sources assure me that no Cabinet changes are contemplated for…

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We Are A Fly On The Wall At An Early Meeting Of Trump’s Cabinet.

May 20, 2017
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“OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select as he rushed in fashionably late to his own White House staff meeting. “Yes, Mr. President, all are present.” answered Kellyanne Conway for everyone. “Good, good!”…

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Inspiring Teen Uses Potato To Run Digital Clock, Envisions One Day Powering Entire Cities From Potatoes

October 16, 2015
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HOUSTON, TEXAS – Inspiring local teen Frank Protsman won the Southeast Texas Regional Science Fair with an innovative clock which can actually be powered by potatoes. Amazingly, Protsman inserted electrodes into common produce and apparently…

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Rick Perry Unable To Keep Presidential Aspirations Closeted

June 5, 2015
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Rick Perry Unable To Keep Presidential Aspirations Closeted

Today Rick Perry came out as a candidate for President of the United States. He said he made the decision after years on his knees asking for more and more since his flame out in…

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Historically Unpopular US Congress Scores Top Ranking in Global Study

September 8, 2014
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Historically Unpopular US Congress Scores Top Ranking in Global Study

The US Congress has been ranked as the planet’s number one dead zone in a new scientific study. Dead zones are places where nothing happens and no life exists. Previously, the Kakunda Cavern Lake in…

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Man Wearing “Come and Take it” Shirt Has Very Little Worth Taking

December 17, 2013
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Man Wearing “Come and Take it” Shirt Has Very Little Worth Taking

Gary Brantley, of the suburbs of Del Rio, Texas, has a message for everyone. Come and Take It. He’s not entirely sure to whom the message is directed, but he really means it. “Everybody, I…

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Time To Bring In Mr Miracle

September 30, 2013
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Time To Bring In Mr Miracle

Among all the hubbub in Congress, a huge story got almost no attention last week. An amazing thing happened in the Senate, but few noticed because it was filmed by C-SPAN (that station really needs…

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New Texas Bill Will Allow Abortion Only Before Positive Pregnancy Test

July 26, 2013
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New Texas Bill Will Allow Abortion Only Before Positive Pregnancy Test

The Texas state legislature, having already passed a ban on abortion after 20 weeks as well as a package of strict regulations which will force almost all of the abortion clinics in the state to…

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Rick Perry’s Mother Fights For More Effective Birth Control

July 6, 2013
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Rick Perry’s Mother Fights For More Effective Birth Control

In the midst of a heated battle over abortion restrictions in Texas, the mother of Rick Perry is asking for industry to create a more effective means of birth control. “Back when I got pregnant…

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Rick Perry Cuts Education: Hasn’t Learned From His Own Example of Being An Idiot

June 28, 2013
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During a speech given at the National Right to Life Convention on Thursday, Rick Perry offered what many are considering a low blow when he shined the spotlight on state Senator Wendy Davis’ personal life:…

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