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Humor Meets Horror Entry – The Making of a Vampire

October 22, 2018
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Another Humor Meets Horror Entry from HO writer Rod Bartchy I’m a new vampire. I have Phil and Charlie to thank for inducting me into the Fellowship of Fanged Friends Think I’m nuts? It was…

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UN Auditions New Acts

September 27, 2018
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After Trump’s recent faux accomplishment skit at the UN, Antonio Guterres, UN General Secretary has announced open auditions for new acts. “It’s only fair to the other members” Guterres explained. “It’s pretty dull around here…

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Cremation Sensations

September 17, 2018
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Death got you down? Your Great Aunt Mildred just died. When you were a kid she used to spit chewing tobacco on your new shoes.  When you reached 30 and hadn’t married she called you…

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The Trump Cabinet Quiz

September 13, 2018
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“Good morning, class. Today’s mid-term is on the Trump Cabinet.  Yes the Cabinet changes as often as the definition of the word ‘collusion’.  But reliable sources assure me that no Cabinet changes are contemplated for…

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Does yoga yield better milk?

August 25, 2018
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“This downward facing dog position rocks!” Rod BartchyRod Bartchy followed the family tradition and accumulated two engineering degrees by his mid twenties before coming to his senses. After 20 years in hazardous waste disposal, Rod…

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How does icing occur in Quechee, VT? You buy a plain cake. Imagine a flavor. Open the box at home. If you haven’t been a jerk lately, it’ll have icing. The chocolate is sublime.

August 20, 2018
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Rod BartchyRod Bartchy followed the family tradition and accumulated two engineering degrees by his mid twenties before coming to his senses. After 20 years in hazardous waste disposal, Rod tried to manage other people’s money…

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You’re Fired! POTUS Tweet Blames Trees for Wildfires!

August 9, 2018
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“California wildfires are being magnified & made so much worse by the bad environmental laws which aren’t allowing massive amount of readily available water to be properly utilized. It is being diverted into the Pacific…

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Dogs: The Poop and The Passion

July 30, 2018
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When I saw the thing it just stunned me. I tripped on the sidewalk and fell into the immaculately manicured lawn it guarded. My mind whirled. “How had they captured the likeness of my little…

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IRS Beset By Bed Bugs

July 24, 2018
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Apprehension stalked the IRS building where I worked. The smell of fear lingered in the elevators. Had we failed to make our quota for lost refunds, dropped calls or crippling property liens? No! It was…

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Telemarketing Tunes

July 18, 2018
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I used to just say ”No Thanks” to telemarketers and hang up. On occasion, after say the third call in six minutes regarding a great deal on crawl space inspections, I might let loose with…

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