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Haiku: Contain yourself Texas, Arkansas and Florida

March 25, 2025 Paul Lander

Contain Yourself Texas, Arkansas and Florida Texas wildfire evacs Arkansas, Florida, too. Quick airdrop in rakes.    

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You’re Fired! POTUS Tweet Blames Trees for Wildfires!

August 9, 2018August 9, 2018 Rod Bartchy

“California wildfires are being magnified & made so much worse by the bad environmental laws which aren’t allowing massive amount of readily available water to be properly utilized. It is being diverted into the Pacific […]

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A Great Day For a Grass Fire

March 20, 2018March 20, 2018 Mark R Hunter

Sunday was a great day for a grass fire. No, not that kind of grass, although wildland fires can make your day go to pot. It’s that time of year. People get cabin fever, and […]

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New Climate Change Threat: Whisker Wildfires

August 15, 2014 E. V. Erton

Fire chiefs across the nation are worried that abnormally hot, dry weather combined with the fashion for long beards could cause a new breed of wildfire. Men are sporting bushy whiskers at a time when […]

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