Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/17/20

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from […]
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from […]
“Good morning, class. Today’s mid-term is on the Trump Cabinet. Yes the Cabinet changes as often as the definition of the word ‘collusion’. But reliable sources assure me that no Cabinet changes are contemplated for […]
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with […]
SUPERBOWL 49, RHYMED Patriots and Seahawks The hype has arisen And Cheatin’ Ol’ Belichick Why ain’t he in prison? Richard the Sherman His mouth always running And Russell the Wilson With a sly smile… […]
Fair warning: If you invite me to your kid’s birthday party, I will buy him a drum set and a puppy. Leave me out of this. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 26, 2014 Wife: Who […]
3-year-old: *calls out in the middle of the night* I have to pee Me: Then pee 3: *pees* Me: I MEANT IN THE TOILET! Always be specific — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 22, 2014 My […]
I’ve learned a bit of stuff about the Anti-Christ recently, and the way I understand it, this Anti-Christ will be a really popular figure before he ends up going all Anti-Christ-y on us. So, someone […]
Website AshleyMadison.com, which is a place you go to when you want to find someone to have an AFFAIR with, has released the results of its annual Celebrity Hall Pass survey. They asked 25,000 subscribers, […]