Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind me why I’m still with my weird, but very sexy boyfriend.  When he said he was giving me something thick, hot and meaty for Valentine’s Day, this is definitely NOT what […]

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Unicorn Bites 3/26/14

Fair warning: If you invite me to your kid’s birthday party, I will buy him a drum set and a puppy. Leave me out of this. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 26, 2014 Wife: Who […]

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Unicorn Bites 12/16/13

3-year-old: My feet are cold. Me: Why did you take off your socks? 3: Daddy, you’re not helping. Me and my useless, unrelated questions. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 16, 2013 Wife: You’re […]

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