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Friday Humor Devotional

February 12, 2016

heartshapedsteakDear Lord, please remind me why I’m still with my weird, but very sexy boyfriend.  When he said he was giving me something thick, hot and meaty for Valentine’s Day, this is definitely NOT what I expected, Amen and Bon Appetit.

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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8 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. Bill Y Ledden
    February 13, 2016 at 4:05 am

    It’s something you can feast on Deb.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 13, 2016 at 11:34 am

      Bill Y I guess it’s like wearing my heart on my sleeve or in this case on my napkin! 😉

  2. Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    February 12, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    Well if he’s giving you thick, hot, and meaty, maybe its E-Coli Zika cut?

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 13, 2016 at 11:31 am

      Only if it came from Chipotle Gwendolyn 😉

  3. Kathy Minicozzi
    February 12, 2016 at 4:26 pm

    It’s a nice gift, if he’s going to do the cooking.

    As for the other thick, hot and meaty thing — I think he’ll want to give that, too. Call it intuition.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 13, 2016 at 11:29 am

      I agree Kathy and it gives a whole new meaning to “Eat Your Heart Out.”

  4. Peter Webster
    February 12, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    Well it is thick and meaty, it is heart shaped dear.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 12, 2016 at 3:26 pm

      Nothin’ says lovin’ like a thick slice of heart-shaped meat! 😉

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