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Mueller singles out Rep. Rohrabacher in indictment

February 24, 2018
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Mueller singles out Rep. Rohrabacher in indictment For those wondering, not the same guy: Paul LanderPaul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Nobel Peace Prize or sending Sudanese peace…

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You need to know about these conspiracies

June 5, 2017
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I looked in my closet recently and noticed it was overrun with footwear that represented a score of abandoned hobbies: hiking, golfing, bicycling, dancing, running, walking, skiing, and snowmobiling. That’s when I had an epiphany:…

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Yellow Pea Soup and Why Sweden Never Gets Invaded

November 30, 2015
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Swedish Soup YELLOW PEA SOUP WITH PORK (Ärter med fläsk) INGREDIENTS 1¼ pounds yellow split peas 6½ cups water 8 ounces salt pork 1 carrot 1 large yellow onion ¾ teaspoon fresh ginger (about ⅔”)…

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Pork Casado and Eating Paintings at the Louvre

October 7, 2014
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Pork Casado and Eating Paintings at the Louvre

Costa Rican Entree PORK CASADO INGREDIENTS 8 tablespoons orange juice 4 tablespoons orange zest 2 teaspoons garlic salt 1 teaspoon chili powder 1 teaspoon cumin ¼ head cabbage 1 small carrot 1 small tomato ¼…

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Unicorn Bites 5/7/14

May 7, 2014
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Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz” taught kids it’s OK to kill two women as long as they’re ugly and no one likes them. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 7, 2014 I ate a whole…

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Caramel Popcorn and Staying Alive at the Movies

April 15, 2014
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Caramel Popcorn and Staying Alive at the Movies

American Dessert CARAMEL CORN INGREDIENTS 6 tablespoons popcorn kernels 1/2 cup butter 1 cup packed brown sugar 1/4 cup light-colored corn syrup 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract SPECIAL UTENSIL…

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Saudi chicken and rice, haikus, and 40-hour been runs

April 8, 2014
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Saudi chicken and rice, haikus, and 40-hour been runs

Saudi Entree AL KABSA (Chicken and rice) INGREDIENTS 3 pounds chicken breasts (or other parts) 2 carrots 5 garlic cloves 2 medium onions 3 Roma tomatoes 4 tablespoons butter 1/2 cup tomato puree 2 ½…

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Unicorn Bites 1/3/14

January 3, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 1/3/14

I hit my wife’s ass with a wooden spoon in the hope it would lead to sex, but it actually led to a spoon fight that I lost. Marriage is hard — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn)…

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BARE NEKKED CHEF Nibbles #2: Popcorn Shake Trick

June 4, 2013
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THE BARE NEKKED CHEF and the lovely chipped toothed Heather share a simple Popcorn Trick to keep yer teeth all in your head. Directed by Lon Strickland Written by Raymond McAnally Starring Courtney Carini, Raymond…

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Friday Humor Devotional

August 3, 2012
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Dear Lord, please remind me why I shouldn’t strangle my older children for telling our five-year-old son  if he covers his grandpop’s corns with dirt while he’s napping they’ll grow popcorn trees and if he puts his grandma’s dentures in backward it’ll cause her to eat her…

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