Skip to content
14 Nov, 2026
Recent Humor
With Crowded Field, Race for King of Gypsies Tight
According to the word on the street, Elon Musk is losing it because so many people continue to post this photo. Would be a shame if someone else posted it…
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/13/26
For “Children of Faxes,” Angst is Slowly Rolling Out
“Don’t tell me it doesn’t work. Torture works. Okay, folks?”- M̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶J̶o̶h̶n̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶ Donald Trump…
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • weight loss

Tag: weight loss

The Simple Secret to Losing Weight and Staying Fit

April 21, 2026April 18, 2026 Tim Jones

Hey friend. Have you tried every diet plan known to mankind and still can’t seem to lose your unwanted belly fat? Did you commit to yet another Dry January, abstaining from all alcohol and avoiding […]

Share this Post:
1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylediet fads, diet secrets, dieting, fitness, health, how to get in shape, how to lose weight, weight loss

How to Shed Pounds Quickly Without Really Trying

October 22, 2025 Tim Jones

As an expert on most things, I find people are constantly approaching me asking all sorts of questions like, “Why is it that cats always land on their feet?” and “Which is better, cake or […]

Share this Post:
Everyday Lifedieting, food poisoning, Travel, Vacation, weight loss, weight loss program

Pack On the Carbs and … Lose Weight?

April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mark R Hunter

I have a healthy skepticism of dietary plans and weight loss “experts”. My diet book would be so clear and simple it would consist of only three pages: 1. Eat less. 2. Exercise more. 3. […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsFictioncarbs, cheap food, comfort food, diet food, dieting, diets, eating healthy, Evil Food, fad diets, fast food, food, gaining weight, health advice, health food, metabolism, weight loss

The Amazing Happiness Diet

June 12, 2018June 12, 2018 Tim Jones

I’m excited to announce that recently I went on a diet and have lost forty-five pounds (true). I didn’t follow any of those silly fad weight reduction schemes like the Mediterranean or Adkins or Weight […]

Share this Post:
1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylediet, dieting, fad diets, health, weight loss

Writing To Stress Writing For Stress

October 21, 2017October 21, 2017 Mark R Hunter

Now, I want to start by saying I am NOT having heart problems. Originally I was going to start with, “So I went to the doctor to have my heart checked …” Which would have […]

Share this Post:
Everyday Life, Lifestylecaffeine, dealing with stress, health, heart problems, holiday stress, holidays, Mountain Dew, stress, weight loss, writing

Skinny People and Fat People

October 3, 2016October 3, 2016 Leslie Handler

In this world, there are skinny people and fat people.  Personally, I don’t believe that physical appearance has one single thing to do with whether you are a fat person or a skinny person.  I […]

Share this Post:
8 CommentsGood Clean Fundiet, fat, skinny, weight loss

Top 9 Weight Loss Pet Peeves

August 16, 2016August 16, 2016 Leslie Handler
Scale

I lost a significant amount of weight a few years ago.  For the most part, I’ve kept it off.  While I was, and still am, losing weight, I noticed that I began to have a […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Funextreme weight loss, weight loss

Is weight loss science finally getting its s**t together?

April 18, 2016April 18, 2016 Molly Stevens

Are you as confused as I am about the science of weight loss? Friends and enemies change so frequently, you feel like you are stuck in perpetual middle school. Carbs, fat, wheat, protein, and exercise […]

Share this Post:
4 CommentsFictiondiet, gut, poop, science, weight loss

The 21-Day Parenting Weight Loss Plan

February 23, 2016February 23, 2016 Lisa Beach

Got kids? Great! Then you can put your parenting status to work for you as you try to shed those extra pounds. In just 21 days, the parenting weight loss plan will turn you from […]

Share this Post:
7 CommentsLifestyleparenting, weight loss

Try PLACEBOLAX, the exciting new miracle weight loss cure. Start losing it all today!

June 23, 2015June 13, 2015 Tim Jones

Introducing Placebolax® – from SCAMCO – the company that brought you the (not-quite-FDA-approved) sleep interrupter device Miracle Snore and Eye Can See, the popular battery-operated do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit. Try Placebolax today and you’ll […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsEveryday Lifediets, miracle diets, scams, weight loss

Posts pagination

1 2 Next

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Bill Spencer on According to the word on the s…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “Don’t tell me it…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “Desperation is the raw materi…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “I will say and do things that…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Trump appoints Stephen Miller…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on Stephen “Nosferatu…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “There is no happiness in life…
Bill Spencer on “Don’t tell me it…
Bill Spencer on “Desperation is the raw materi…
Bill Spencer on “I will say and do things that…

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Cartoon: He’s handling it better than I thought…

Cartoon: More Ketchup!

Haiku: There’s Some Central Perks, Right There

Top Posts & Pages

  • DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
    DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
  • “Some people are so poor, all they have is their money.” - Blake Griffin…
    “Some people are so poor, all they have is their money.” - Blake Griffin…
  • According to the word on the street, Elon Musk is losing it because so many people continue to post this photo. Would be a shame if someone else posted it...
    According to the word on the street, Elon Musk is losing it because so many people continue to post this photo. Would be a shame if someone else posted it...
  • "Don't tell me it doesn't work. Torture works. Okay, folks?"- M̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶J̶o̶h̶n̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶ Donald Trump…
    "Don't tell me it doesn't work. Torture works. Okay, folks?"- M̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶J̶o̶h̶n̶s̶o̶n̶ ̶ Donald Trump…
  • Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/13/26
    Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/13/26
  • "You can do a lot more with weapons and politeness than just politeness." - Vladimir Putin...
    "You can do a lot more with weapons and politeness than just politeness." - Vladimir Putin...
  • “I will say and do things that no one else in their right mind would do.” - Stephen Miller…
    “I will say and do things that no one else in their right mind would do.” - Stephen Miller…
  • “Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape. ” - William S. Burroughs…
    “Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape. ” - William S. Burroughs…
  • The Average Gay Man's Guide to Selfies
    The Average Gay Man's Guide to Selfies
  • Cartoon:  Desert Island Zoom Support Group
    Cartoon: Desert Island Zoom Support Group
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes