The Amazing Happiness Diet
I’m excited to announce that recently I went on a diet and have lost forty-five pounds (true). I didn’t follow any of those silly fad weight reduction schemes like the Mediterranean or Adkins or Weight […]
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Writing To Stress Writing For Stress
Now, I want to start by saying I am NOT having heart problems. Originally I was going to start with, “So I went to the doctor to have my heart checked …” Which would have […]
Skinny People and Fat People
In this world, there are skinny people and fat people. Personally, I don’t believe that physical appearance has one single thing to do with whether you are a fat person or a skinny person. I […]
Top 9 Weight Loss Pet Peeves
I lost a significant amount of weight a few years ago. For the most part, I’ve kept it off. While I was, and still am, losing weight, I noticed that I began to have a […]
Is weight loss science finally getting its s**t together?
Are you as confused as I am about the science of weight loss? Friends and enemies change so frequently, you feel like you are stuck in perpetual middle school. Carbs, fat, wheat, protein, and exercise […]
The 21-Day Parenting Weight Loss Plan
Got kids? Great! Then you can put your parenting status to work for you as you try to shed those extra pounds. In just 21 days, the parenting weight loss plan will turn you from […]
Try PLACEBOLAX, the exciting new miracle weight loss cure. Start losing it all today!
Introducing Placebolax® – from SCAMCO – the company that brought you the (not-quite-FDA-approved) sleep interrupter device Miracle Snore and Eye Can See, the popular battery-operated do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit. Try Placebolax today and you’ll […]
MY HUSBAND’S NOT GAY
My Husband’s Not Gay – That’s the name of a new reality special set to air on TLC on January 11th. While the Huffington Post does not seem very enthusiastic about this groundbreaking new release, […]
My Surefire Two-Day Weight Loss Program
Suppose you simply must lose weight in the next two days. How is this possible you ask? I am glad you asked. I am here to help. The best thing to do is give up […]
What emails and my waistline have in common
Getting my emails to a manageable number is much like getting my weight to a manageable number. Both are great in theory, and neither are made better with a one-pound bag of Skittles. […]