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The Simple Secret to Losing Weight and Staying Fit

April 21, 2026April 18, 2026 Tim Jones

Hey friend. Have you tried every diet plan known to mankind and still can’t seem to lose your unwanted belly fat? Did you commit to yet another Dry January, abstaining from all alcohol and avoiding […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylediet fads, diet secrets, dieting, fitness, health, how to get in shape, how to lose weight, weight loss

How to Shed Pounds Quickly Without Really Trying

October 22, 2025 Tim Jones

As an expert on most things, I find people are constantly approaching me asking all sorts of questions like, “Why is it that cats always land on their feet?” and “Which is better, cake or […]

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Everyday Lifedieting, food poisoning, Travel, Vacation, weight loss, weight loss program

Pack On the Carbs and … Lose Weight?

April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mark R Hunter

I have a healthy skepticism of dietary plans and weight loss “experts”. My diet book would be so clear and simple it would consist of only three pages: 1. Eat less. 2. Exercise more. 3. […]

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2 CommentsFictioncarbs, cheap food, comfort food, diet food, dieting, diets, eating healthy, Evil Food, fad diets, fast food, food, gaining weight, health advice, health food, metabolism, weight loss

The Amazing Happiness Diet

June 12, 2018June 12, 2018 Tim Jones

I’m excited to announce that recently I went on a diet and have lost forty-five pounds (true). I didn’t follow any of those silly fad weight reduction schemes like the Mediterranean or Adkins or Weight […]

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1 CommentEveryday Life, Lifestylediet, dieting, fad diets, health, weight loss

Writing To Stress Writing For Stress

October 21, 2017October 21, 2017 Mark R Hunter

Now, I want to start by saying I am NOT having heart problems. Originally I was going to start with, “So I went to the doctor to have my heart checked …” Which would have […]

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Everyday Life, Lifestylecaffeine, dealing with stress, health, heart problems, holiday stress, holidays, Mountain Dew, stress, weight loss, writing

Skinny People and Fat People

October 3, 2016October 3, 2016 Leslie Handler

In this world, there are skinny people and fat people.  Personally, I don’t believe that physical appearance has one single thing to do with whether you are a fat person or a skinny person.  I […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Fundiet, fat, skinny, weight loss

Top 9 Weight Loss Pet Peeves

August 16, 2016August 16, 2016 Leslie Handler
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I lost a significant amount of weight a few years ago.  For the most part, I’ve kept it off.  While I was, and still am, losing weight, I noticed that I began to have a […]

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2 CommentsFiction, Good Clean Funextreme weight loss, weight loss

Is weight loss science finally getting its s**t together?

April 18, 2016April 18, 2016 Molly Stevens

Are you as confused as I am about the science of weight loss? Friends and enemies change so frequently, you feel like you are stuck in perpetual middle school. Carbs, fat, wheat, protein, and exercise […]

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4 CommentsFictiondiet, gut, poop, science, weight loss

The 21-Day Parenting Weight Loss Plan

February 23, 2016February 23, 2016 Lisa Beach

Got kids? Great! Then you can put your parenting status to work for you as you try to shed those extra pounds. In just 21 days, the parenting weight loss plan will turn you from […]

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Try PLACEBOLAX, the exciting new miracle weight loss cure. Start losing it all today!

June 23, 2015June 13, 2015 Tim Jones

Introducing Placebolax® – from SCAMCO – the company that brought you the (not-quite-FDA-approved) sleep interrupter device Miracle Snore and Eye Can See, the popular battery-operated do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit. Try Placebolax today and you’ll […]

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