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Author: Lisa Beach

Lisa Beach is a freelance writer, blogger, mother of two teenagers, and recovering stay-at-home mom/homeschooler who lived to write about it. Check out www.TweeniorMoments.com, Lisa’s humor blog about midlife, family, friends and all the baggage that goes with it.

The 21-Day Parenting Weight Loss Plan

February 23, 2016February 23, 2016 Lisa Beach

Got kids? Great! Then you can put your parenting status to work for you as you try to shed those extra pounds. In just 21 days, the parenting weight loss plan will turn you from […]

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What If Parents Bickered the Way Kids Do?

January 18, 2016January 27, 2016 Lisa Beach

I am in Bickering Hell. My two teen boys (15 and 18) should be well past the little-kid stage of incessant bickering over insanely stupid things, like whose sneakers smell worse or who got more […]

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I Came ThisClose to Doing a Color Run

December 29, 2015January 27, 2016 Lisa Beach
I Came ThisClose to Doing a Color Run

My 50th birthday had recently passed, and I wanted to make a change, something a little bigger than parting my hair on the opposite side. I saw an ad for the Color Run pop up […]

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Why Can’t I Read the Darn Menu?

December 7, 2015January 27, 2016 Lisa Beach

Recently, my husband Kevin and I went out to dinner sans kids, a special event in itself. We decided to forego our usual Tex-Mex spot in favor of a Spanish restaurant offering great tapas. This […]

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17 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funhumor, women

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