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Writing To Stress Writing For Stress

October 21, 2017
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Now, I want to start by saying I am NOT having heart problems.

Originally I was going to start with, “So I went to the doctor to have my heart checked …” Which would have been foolish, because people actually care about my health. The dog cares. My wife cares. The fire department would have to set up a funeral detail if I kicked the fire bucket, so they care. My insurance company? They totally care.

In fact, lots of people care more than I do. They would have dragged me to the doctor right away if they’d known that a while back, I started getting this fluttering feeling in my chest. It was as if my heart was trying to do a Mexican Hat Dance around my aortas. It would come around long enough for me to get concerned, then go away, at which point I did what most men do: Ignored it.

See, this is why I never bought into this whole gender equality thing: Women are clearly superior to men. They have a problem, they go to the doctor. Men have a problem, they watch football.

Anyway, I got some testing, the electrodes were cold, ripped my hair out, yadayada, my heart is fine. The problem is stress. Those of you who follow my blog may have figured that out already–it’s been a rough year. My stress levels are high. Also my pain levels are high, due to chronic back pain acting up a lot more than usual, which causes stress. The other day I missed a fire call because I was on the chiropractor’s table. Welcome to my fifties.

There were several related health things that could, experts say, help reduce my stress:

Lose weight. (Which would also help the back pain.) Yeah, going into winter and the holidays … even thinking about it increased my blood pressure ten points.

Exercise. This is an awesome idea at all times. Especially when my wife’s seasonal job is shutting down for the winter, leaving me without the long hikes I was taking four or five days a week. Sheesh.

Cut down caffeine. No problem, I’ll just quit my third shift job, and leave behind the stresses of paying for heat, electricity, food, housing …

Looking back on that list, I realize I’ve got it pretty good. Lots of people in the world have no access to Mountain Dew. Can you imagine?

But at the moment it’s all about getting stress out of my life, and I take 911 calls for a living, so it’s not going to happen that way. So I’ve cut my Mountain Dew consumption down to exactly one can a day, about a 75% decrease; I’ve started using honey instead of sugar as a sweetener; and we’re making some wintertime exercise plans. Small steps. Also, I’m skipping all holiday treats this year.

Kidding! Let’s not get crazy. But okay, cutting down.

We live in stressful times, and there’s only so much we can do. I suppose I should start some new-age type stuff–breath in the lotus position or something–because, apparently, the stress is going to kill me. But since I’m not a new-age type person, I’ve decided to spend as much time as possible this winter doing the one thing that relieves my stress the most.

No, not that. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Writing. And reading, two things that always make me feel better. In November, especially, I hope to do a lot of writing, which will reduce stress and give me something to show for it. And take my mind off the treats.

Or my head will explode, which is very stressful.

“Belly rubs reduce stress. So get over here!”

Mark R Hunter

Mark R Hunter is the author of three romantic comedies: Radio Red, Storm Chaser, and its sequel, The Notorious Ian Grant, as well as a related story collection, Storm Chaser Shorts. He also wrote a young adult adventure, The No-Campfire Girls, and a humor collection, Slightly Off the Mark. In addition, he collaborated with his wife, Emily, on the history books Images of America: Albion and Noble County, Smoky Days and Sleepless Nights: A Century or So With The Albion Fire Department, and Hoosier Hysterical. Mark’s work also appeared in the anthologies My Funny Valentine and Strange Portals: Ink Slingers’ Fantasy/Horror Anthology. For two decades Mark R Hunter has been an emergency dispatcher for the Noble County Sheriff Department. He’s served over 32 years as a volunteer for the Albion Fire Department, holding such positions as safety officer, training officer, secretary, and public information officer. He also has done public relations writing for the Noble County Relay For Life, among other organizations, and served two terms on the Albion Town Council. When asked if he has any free time, he laughs hysterically. Mark lives in Albion, Indiana, with his wife and editor Emily, a cowardly ball python named Lucius, and a loving, scary dog named Beowulf. He has two daughters and twin grandsons, and so naturally is considering writing a children’s book.

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