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The Medical Diagnosis is Death by Healthy Food

May 19, 2026May 15, 2026 Mark R Hunter

I left work an hour early the other night after I started to have, um, digestive issues. I don’t like to abandon my partners, even for an hour, even though nothing was happening. It’s like […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebad foods, cheap food, comfort food, diet food, eating healthy, food, health, health and fitness, sickness

How to Work Through Retirement Laziness

February 24, 2026February 21, 2026 Mark R Hunter

A lot of people asked what I planned to do after retirement. Work, of course. I’m taking early social security, and I also have a nice retirement benefit after 35 years, but between the two […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleeating healthy, health, health and fitness, retire, retired, retirement, retirement benefits, Social Security

Pack On the Carbs and … Lose Weight?

April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mark R Hunter

I have a healthy skepticism of dietary plans and weight loss “experts”. My diet book would be so clear and simple it would consist of only three pages: 1. Eat less. 2. Exercise more. 3. […]

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2 CommentsFictioncarbs, cheap food, comfort food, diet food, dieting, diets, eating healthy, Evil Food, fad diets, fast food, food, gaining weight, health advice, health food, metabolism, weight loss

Healthy Food Meets Stupid

July 3, 2020July 3, 2020 Mark R Hunter

There are times when I do something so stupid I hesitate to admit it to anyone. (This is why I don’t like about the proliferation of cell phone cameras. I’d rather have some control over […]

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10 CommentsLifestylebreakfast, eating healthy, food, health, health eating, illness, medical stuff, mold, oatmeal

Candy Rules!

May 12, 2015May 11, 2015 Forrest Brakeman

  I like candy. And I’m a grownup. So there. Now before you get all up in my Triglyceride grill, I don’t binge on it or eat it all day long. But I sure do […]

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14 CommentsEveryday Life, LifestyleBrussels sprouts, candy, eating healthy, eggplant, food pyramid, Forrest Brakeman, fruit, Gobstoppers, humor, kale, McDonald's, spinach, vegetables

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