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The Medical Diagnosis is Death by Healthy Food

May 19, 2026May 15, 2026 Mark R Hunter

I left work an hour early the other night after I started to have, um, digestive issues. I don’t like to abandon my partners, even for an hour, even though nothing was happening. It’s like […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylebad foods, cheap food, comfort food, diet food, eating healthy, food, health, health and fitness, sickness

Pack On the Carbs and … Lose Weight?

April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mark R Hunter

I have a healthy skepticism of dietary plans and weight loss “experts”. My diet book would be so clear and simple it would consist of only three pages: 1. Eat less. 2. Exercise more. 3. […]

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Unicorn Bites 6/3/14

June 3, 2014June 4, 2014 James Breakwell

I ate an entire cake, but it was vanilla instead of chocolate so I’m counting it as a diet food. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 3, 2014   Me: Like my parachute pants? Wife: I […]

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