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Wisdom for Dummies

August 4, 2021July 30, 2021 Dorothy Rosby

I order the salad, hoping the waitress will get my order wrong and bring a ribeye with cheddar mash and bacon-wrapped asparagus.

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1 CommentWisdom for Dummies by Dorothy Rosbydiet, Dorothy Rosby, health food, wishful thinking

Pack On the Carbs and … Lose Weight?

April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mark R Hunter

I have a healthy skepticism of dietary plans and weight loss “experts”. My diet book would be so clear and simple it would consist of only three pages: 1. Eat less. 2. Exercise more. 3. […]

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2 CommentsFictioncarbs, cheap food, comfort food, diet food, dieting, diets, eating healthy, Evil Food, fad diets, fast food, food, gaining weight, health advice, health food, metabolism, weight loss

Contact Manager

May 26, 2012 Richard Spall

I recently had to wait 15 minutes at the Walmart cash register because my container of spinach rang up as “CONTACT MANAGER”. No manager could be found and 3 different people attempted to solve this […]

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