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Pack On the Carbs and … Lose Weight?

April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mark R Hunter

I have a healthy skepticism of dietary plans and weight loss “experts”. My diet book would be so clear and simple it would consist of only three pages: 1. Eat less. 2. Exercise more. 3. […]

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Unicorn Bites 9/8/13

September 8, 2013September 8, 2013 James Breakwell

My metabolism gives me exactly two options when I eat: I can be hungry, or I can be fat, with nothing in between. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 8, 2013 “Magnum” is the […]

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