Skip to content
20 Jul, 2026
Recent Humor
A Day in the Life of a Water Cop
My great friend Cristiano Messi called and said “Sir.” That was all I needed to hear. You’re welcome…
Highway Bureaucrat Tells Poet Laureate to “Hit the Road”
Moscow Mike Brings Back Fairness…
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/17/26
  • Writers
    • A – F
    • H – M
    • N – S
HumorOutcasts.com

HumorOutcasts.com

The Place to Take a Humor Break

  • Home
  • Home
  • About
  • Writing for HO and other FAQs
    • Becoming A HumorOutcasts Writer
  • Contact
    • Advertise With Us
    • Privacy Statement
    • Terms and Conditions
    • E-Mail Updates
  • Admin Posts
  • Ongoing Series
    • Angel Pays a Visit
    • Brian Kiley’s Twitter Comedy
    • Cooking and Recipes
    • Paul Lander’s Tweet Wisdom
    • Sparks Brief
    • TireMatch
  • HO Podcasts
    • audio converter for podcasts
  • HO Press
  • Home
  • gaining weight

Tag: gaining weight

Pack On the Carbs and … Lose Weight?

April 9, 2021April 9, 2021 Mark R Hunter

I have a healthy skepticism of dietary plans and weight loss “experts”. My diet book would be so clear and simple it would consist of only three pages: 1. Eat less. 2. Exercise more. 3. […]

Share this Post:
2 CommentsFictioncarbs, cheap food, comfort food, diet food, dieting, diets, eating healthy, Evil Food, fad diets, fast food, food, gaining weight, health advice, health food, metabolism, weight loss

Unicorn Bites 1/10/14

January 10, 2014January 10, 2014 James Breakwell

3-year-old: Why is your belly so big? Wife: I have a baby in there 3: Does daddy have a baby, too? The fat shaming starts early. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 10, 2014 […]

Share this Post:
Daily Musings / Joke of The Daycalories, charades, family board game night, fat daddy, fat shaming, funny, gaining weight, humor, magic food, Pregnant woman, skinny jeans, toddler

RSS and More

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
New Release
Ramo to the Rescue
By Donna Cavanagh Published by Shorehouse Books
Ramo to the Rescue
Available in Paperback and Kindle


New Release
Funny as Hell: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Specer and HumorOutcasts Press

Available in Paperback and Kindle



New Release
Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
By Bill Spencer
Uranus Is Always Funny
Available in Paperback and Kindle



Comments Are Part Of The Fun, Recent Comments

Mark R Hunter on A Day in the Life of a Water C…
Bill Spencer on Moscow Mike Brings Back Fairne…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “Tonight I will be signing an…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “People can play dumb all they…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on “We’re family. We…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on One Ring to rule them all, One…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on I am NOT a film director from…
Bill Y "The Legendar… on A wise man once said something…
Bill Spencer on “Tonight I will be signing an…
Bill Spencer on Go Ahead and Laugh

Archives

Blogroll

  • Billy Dees and Perfect Media Prods
  • Daniela V. Gitlin
  • Desire to Inspire
  • HeartPrints.com – Mary Mooney blog
  • Lee Gaitan Blog
  • Paul De Lancey's Blog
  • You Just Have to Laugh -Cathy Sikorski





Help Keep HumorOutcasts Going!

Daily Musings

Cartoon: We’ll need more ketchup…

The Karmic Kick in the Nuts Award Winner is…

Cartoon: I’ve Fallen in the Polls and I Can’t Get Up

Top Posts & Pages

  • DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
    DropBox Hack Reveals More Pictures of Jennifer Lawrence's Beautiful Pussy
  • Moscow Mike Brings Back Fairness…
    Moscow Mike Brings Back Fairness…
  • Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/17/26
    Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/17/26
  • My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
    My 50th High School Class Reunion Speech
  • Contact
    Contact
  • Highway Bureaucrat Tells Poet Laureate to "Hit the Road"
    Highway Bureaucrat Tells Poet Laureate to "Hit the Road"
  • Teen Musicians Hone Skills in Summer Blues Camp
    Teen Musicians Hone Skills in Summer Blues Camp
  • MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials.
    MAGA - The Alternative Meanings Of The Infamous Initials.
  • Why do men put their hands down their pants & other random thoughts
    Why do men put their hands down their pants & other random thoughts
  • “People can play dumb all they want, but they always give themselves away in actions. In the small moments, like that.” - Stephanie Perkins...
    “People can play dumb all they want, but they always give themselves away in actions. In the small moments, like that.” - Stephanie Perkins...
Copyright © HumorOutcasts.com All rights reserved.
Magazine Plus by WEN Themes