The Place to Take a Humor Break
In a startling turn of events, our carrots have turned into zombies. Now, zombie apocalypses normally give us cause to pause and reflect. What makes this zombification especially interesting is that it is happening with […]
High speed fiber cable networks. The phrase resounds everywhere these days, as ubiquitous as TV screens in taxicabs, as talismanic as the Google maps icon on our iPhone. Has anyone stopped to consider the implications […]
I grew up on an Aroostook County potato farm where I revered the spud. It represented nutritional calories on the table, money in the bank, and my ability to buy school clothes after serving an annual sentence of forced child labor. I […]
I like candy. And I’m a grownup. So there. Now before you get all up in my Triglyceride grill, I don’t binge on it or eat it all day long. But I sure do […]
4-year-old: Can you do what you want at work? Me: No, I have to listen to my boss. 4: Mom is at your work? — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 13, 2015 Anyone who puts in […]
Much has been made lately about how illegal aliens are the root cause of our country’s woes. Fine debate indeed, often reaching the lofty level of thinking. But unfortunately, all this animated discourse obscures the […]
When you’re an adult there are a few things on your to-do list that are rather unpleasant. One of them is going to the grocery store. Another is listening to your 4th grader practice his recorder […]
In the news today, farmers in the southwest are apprehensive about the recent snow and freezing temperatures effecting produce, specifically broccoli and cauliflower. The shortage would inevitably raise the prices in supermarkets resulting in […]
