Always make a #grocery list. And always remember to bring it to the store.
Do you have trouble with the multitude of decisions involved in accomplishing mundane activities? Like grocery shopping? Here is how a typical trip to the grocery store evolves for me. Before I leave home I choose the […]
When you’re an adult there are a few things on your to-do list that are rather unpleasant. One of them is going to the grocery store. Another is listening to your 4th grader practice his recorder […]
I went to the Superego Market today and found items only I was worthy of purchasing, unlike the myriad of insignificant customers who were less deserving.
Me: "Sex?" Wife: "Sure. Just let me finish this book first." *turns to page 2 of “Game of Thrones”* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 28, 2013 He liked being 29 because that […]
I had no food in the refrigerator. This was not unusual . All I could possibly scrounge up for dinner was soggy lettuce with one wrinkled cherry tomato. This should have motivated me to go […]