Quick question: Do you need any mustard? We’ve got tons to spare. That’s because while I do the grocery shopping, it’s my wife who makes up the grocery list. And there the problem starts. You’d […]
Do you have trouble with the multitude of decisions involved in accomplishing mundane activities? Like grocery shopping? Here is how a typical trip to the grocery store evolves for me. Before I leave home I choose the […]
When you’re an adult there are a few things on your to-do list that are rather unpleasant. One of them is going to the grocery store. Another is listening to your 4th grader practice his recorder […]
I went to the Superego Market today and found items only I was worthy of purchasing, unlike the myriad of insignificant customers who were less deserving.
Me: "Sex?" Wife: "Sure. Just let me finish this book first." *turns to page 2 of “Game of Thrones”* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 28, 2013 He liked being 29 because that […]
I had no food in the refrigerator. This was not unusual . All I could possibly scrounge up for dinner was soggy lettuce with one wrinkled cherry tomato. This should have motivated me to go […]