Men on Sale at Match.com
I hate to shop, and I especially hate to shop during a big sale when the stores are mobbed with crazed/psycho bargain hunters. “Last Call” at Neimans almost sent me back to therapy. I was […]
Author: Gail Maria Forrest
Gail Maria Forrest - I'm the creator of www.gonepausal.com. I'm here to declare that menopause can be fun or at least funny. Our Moms didn't talk about it so I thought I would. Recently mine mentioned that she never went through "the change." "Wow Mom, you're the only one." I'm a Baby Boomer and we talk about everything.( I confess I wish I had back some of the bras I burned as it's so hard to find a good one these days.) I want all of us to join together and laugh our way through menopause .
Kim Kardashian, Say It Isn’t So!
Uh oh, I just read the breaking, earth-shattering news on my computer – Kim Kardashian and “what’s his name” are filing for divorce. Shock and awe, baby! Their four-day romance had restored my faith in […]
Who Wants to be President?
I’m for no one who is marching to the White House. Besides which, isn’t it too early to fill one’s brain with political jabberwocky? I have enough things on my mind no less spend time […]
My First Kiss, Fact or Fiction
Do you remember your first kiss? I do — or I thought I did. I would have sworn on a stack of bibles, testified in a court of law, taken a lie detector test, or […]
Collecting Husbands and Stamps
I’ve had two husbands which at one time seemed like a lot. However, I met men and women who are on their third, fourth and fifth spouse. It’s a little jaw dropping but seeing as […]
I’ll Have What She’s Having
restaurants in kitchener waterloo © by arabesque cafe I have a psychological disorder. Many of my friends have speculated this for years. And in my defense, they were presumptuous. I’ve checked the “Diagnostic and […]
I Confess: I’m Not Hip Anymore
After 200 hours of watching coverage of Hurricane Irene, I decided I needed a break from water, wind and Anderson Cooper. By the way, I was a little disappointed he wasn’t in his signature hurricane […]
Lounge Lizards and Me
Reptiles creep me out. They are slimy, slithery and scary. As as child, I was forced to go in the Reptile House at the zoo because my parents wouldn’t let me wait outside alone. I […]
I Have a Teenie Tiny Stalker
I’m being followed. Yes, it’s true; someone is after me. It’s weird and also unnerving. However, I no longer check under the bed or in my closet like I did when I was a little […]
Grocery Shopping is Hard
I had no food in the refrigerator. This was not unusual . All I could possibly scrounge up for dinner was soggy lettuce with one wrinkled cherry tomato. This should have motivated me to go […]