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Gail Maria Forrest - I'm the creator of www.gonepausal.com. I'm here to declare that menopause can be fun or at least funny. Our Moms didn't talk about it so I thought I would. Recently mine mentioned that she never went through "the change." "Wow Mom, you're the only one." I'm a Baby Boomer and we talk about everything.( I confess I wish I had back some of the bras I burned as it's so hard to find a good one these days.) I want all of us to join together and laugh our way through menopause .

Men on Sale at Match.com

December 15, 2011December 15, 2011 Gail Maria Forrest

I hate to shop, and I especially hate to shop during a big sale when the stores are mobbed with crazed/psycho bargain hunters. “Last Call” at Neimans almost sent me back to therapy. I was […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsdating, dating sites, humor, Match.com, men, Neimans, sales, shopping, women

Kim Kardashian, Say It Isn’t So!

November 1, 2011 Gail Maria Forrest

Uh oh, I just read the breaking, earth-shattering news on my computer – Kim Kardashian and “what’s his name” are filing for divorce. Shock and awe, baby! Their four-day romance had restored my faith in […]

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Lifestyle, Movies & TV, Relationshipsbasketball players, Bruce Jenner, divorce, football players, humor, Kim Kardashian, NBA, Ryan Seacrest, weddings

Who Wants to be President?

October 31, 2011January 3, 2012 Gail Maria Forrest

I’m for no one who is marching to the White House. Besides which, isn’t it too early to fill one’s brain with political jabberwocky? I have enough things on my mind no less spend time […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Fun, PoliticsBill Clinton, democrats, GOP, Hilary Clinton, humor, Michele Bachmann, Obama, politics, Presidential race, Sarah Palin

My First Kiss, Fact or Fiction

October 7, 2011January 3, 2012 Gail Maria Forrest

Do you remember your first kiss? I do  — or I thought I did. I would have sworn on a stack of bibles, testified in a court of law, taken a lie detector test, or […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationships

Collecting Husbands and Stamps

September 14, 2011January 3, 2012 Gail Maria Forrest

I’ve had two husbands which at one time seemed like a lot. However, I met men and women who are on their third, fourth and fifth spouse. It’s a little jaw dropping but seeing as […]

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I’ll Have What She’s Having

September 7, 2011September 8, 2011 Gail Maria Forrest

  restaurants in kitchener waterloo © by arabesque cafe I have a psychological disorder. Many of my friends have speculated this for years. And in my defense, they were presumptuous. I’ve checked the “Diagnostic and […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylefriends, humor, indecision, meals, ordering, restaurants

I Confess: I’m Not Hip Anymore

September 1, 2011 Gail Maria Forrest

After 200 hours of watching coverage of Hurricane Irene, I decided I needed a break from water, wind and Anderson Cooper. By the way,  I was a little disappointed he wasn’t in his signature hurricane […]

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Lounge Lizards and Me

August 5, 2011August 5, 2011 Gail Maria Forrest

Reptiles creep me out. They are slimy, slithery and scary. As as child, I was forced to go in the Reptile House at the zoo because my parents wouldn’t let me wait outside alone. I […]

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6 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsdating, humor, lounge lizards, men

I Have a Teenie Tiny Stalker

July 25, 2011January 3, 2012 Gail Maria Forrest

I’m being followed. Yes, it’s true; someone is after me. It’s weird and also unnerving. However, I no longer check under the bed or in my closet like I did when I was a little […]

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Grocery Shopping is Hard

July 19, 2011July 19, 2011 Gail Maria Forrest

I had no food in the refrigerator. This was not unusual . All I could possibly scrounge up for dinner was soggy lettuce with one wrinkled cherry tomato. This should have motivated me to go […]

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5 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleDomino'slist, food, grocery shopping, humor, milk, shopping lists, wine, yogurt

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