In the Gay Old Wintertime
As this long, cold, lonely winter turns into more winter, many are asking, “What the fuck’s going on here?” Well the answer is simple because a winter this extreme can only mean one thing: we have become […]
Tag: Michele Bachmann
Goodbye, Crazy Eyes
In a kind of “YOU didn’t break up with me, I broke up with YOU.” situation (we both wanted out, but she left first. Kaa-eyed congress lady Michele Bachmann released a crazy web video announcing […]
Bachmann Denies Decision Influenced By Concerns About Re-election, Impropriety, Sanity
On Wednesday, Minnesota GOP Representative Michele Bachmann, a tea party favorite, announced that she will not seek another term in the Congress. Many speculated that the decision was heavily influenced by concerns of a potentially […]
American Psychiatric Association: You Can’t Tell Who Is Crazy Just By Looking At Them
After a lengthy multi-year study, the American Psychiatric Association has declared that you cannot tell who is crazy just by looking at them. They say that there is absolutely no correlation between looking crazy and […]
Who Wants to be President?
I’m for no one who is marching to the White House. Besides which, isn’t it too early to fill one’s brain with political jabberwocky? I have enough things on my mind no less spend time […]
A Child’s Smile Won’t Melt Michele Bachmann’s Heart
Michele Bachmann said in a campaign stop in Iowa that she does not feel compelled to help children whose parents entered the country illegally. In her own words “Their parents are the ones who brought […]
Do you Drink Your Tea This Cold?
Once again Republican loyalists have proven their convictions that human beings — unless they are white, male and “Christian”– have no place on this earth. In the last debate, the Tea Party groupies advocated killing […]
Handicapping the Republican Presidential Field for 2012
The year 2012 is gradually getting closer, and it’s never too early to start analyzing the Presidential candidates for the next general election. I’ve conducted much research into the most likely Republican field and here […]