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The Trump Cabinet

November 10, 2016November 10, 2016 Donna Cavanagh

  Rumor has it that Donald Trump is going to offer Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich and perhaps his son Donald Jr.  key cabinet posts. These are my feelings on this topic: 1. Suddenly, I feel […]

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15 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, Politicsbarefoot and pregnant, cabinet, Donald Trump Jr, Newt Gingrich, Rudy Giuliani, sheets, Trump, white house

Newt Gingrich’s New Plan to Track Illegal Immigrants

March 16, 2012March 16, 2012 Stephanie Queen

Newt Gingrich and his supporters think he might have come up with an idea to solve the illegal immigrant issue.  In a rally in Illinois, Gingrich said he might use the services of UPS and […]

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Lifestyle, Politicscampaign, democracy, humor, illegal immigrants, microchips, Newt Gingrich, politics, united states

The Religious Newt Gingrich

February 1, 2012February 1, 2012 Stephanie Queen

Newt Gingrich is tired of President Obama respecting everyone else’s religion and wants him to “respect our religion instead” referring to Christianity. Gingrich, who converted to Catholicism after his second divorce and third marriage, and […]

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayaffairs, catholic church, christianity, divorce, humor, infidelity, Newt Gingrich, Obama, politics

The Newt Moon Landing

January 26, 2012January 26, 2012 Stephanie Queen

Newt Gingrich told a cheering crowd of about 700 people that he wants to build a colony on the moon by 2020. I am all for this, and I propose that the first colonists be […]

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4 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The DayGOP, humor, moon colony, Newt Gingrich, politics, space program

The Mystery is Solved: Todd Palin Endorses Newt for President

January 9, 2012January 9, 2012 Stephanie Queen

Todd Palin, husband of Sarah, father of Dancing with the Stars talent, Bristol,  ex-father-in-law to be of “author”Levi Johnston and hunter of anything that moves in Alaska has decided to endorse Newt Gingrich for president […]

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4 CommentsPoliticsAlaska, Barak Obama, humor, Newt Gingrich, presidential elections, Sarah Palin, Todd Palin

A New Newt Gingrich?

December 21, 2011December 21, 2011 Stephanie Queen

Newt Gingrich’s campaign advisers have urged the GOP candidate to NOT be so arrogant and narcissistic when dealing with voters, but I don’t see how he can make that big a change without switching parties.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The Dayelections, humor, Newt Gingrich, the GOP, voters

False Death Rumors

December 20, 2011December 20, 2011 Stephanie Queen

A rash of false death rumors spread on the Internet which included the demise of Bon Jovi, Lil Kim and Newt Gingrich’s Presidential campaign.  Oops, my boo boo. Newt Gingrich’s campaign  really is dead.

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Daily Musings / Joke of The DayBon Jovi, Death, humor, internet, Lil Kim, Newt Gingrich

The Million Dollar Paycheck?

December 13, 2011December 13, 2011 Donna Cavanagh

Conservative writer and media mogul, Dr. Michael Savage is offering Newt Gingrich $1 million to NOT pursue the GOP nomination.  Weight Watchers has already offered Jessica Simpson $3 million to lose her baby fat and […]

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, Jessica Simpson, Michael Savage, Newt Gingrich, Weight Watchers

Cut the Faker Some Slack

December 12, 2011 Lisa K. Nelson

This just in: Turns out the woman faking cancer was only doing it in a desperate attempt to fend off the affections of Newt Gingrich.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Day, PoliticsCancer, fake, Newt Gingrich, Woman

How Newt Can Win

December 10, 2011January 3, 2012 lbwoodgate

  At the risk of coming across as insensitive to overweight people, there is a bigger issue about thinking within the GOP that needs to be pointed out.   I could stand to lose more […]

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5 CommentsPoliticsanti-obama everything, convoluted thinking, Newt Gingrich

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