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The Mystery is Solved: Todd Palin Endorses Newt for President

January 9, 2012
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Todd Palin, husband of Sarah, father of Dancing with the Stars talent, Bristol,  ex-father-in-law to be of “author”Levi Johnston and hunter of anything that moves in Alaska has decided to endorse Newt Gingrich for president because he feels he has the best chance of beating Obama in the election.  Well, Newt thought that was nice of Todd to throw his totally meaningless endorsement  his way and gave Sarah’s mate a polite thank you.  The rest of America is thankful too  –  not because he is endorsing Newt, but because he is not going to be able to endorse Sarah for president.  Unlike the wildlife in Alaska, America really dodged a bullet there.

Stephanie Queen

I'm a tough chick and I don't like to share my toys. Be afraid.

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4 Responses to The Mystery is Solved: Todd Palin Endorses Newt for President

  1. Deb Martin-Webster
    January 10, 2012 at 9:42 am

    LOL I’m sure he didn’t realize by endorsing one candidate he couldn’t endorse his wife’s possible nomination. I predict Sarah will be wearing an arrow pointing “I’m with stupid” tee-shirt very soon. Nice on Steph!

    • Stephanie Queen
      January 10, 2012 at 1:41 pm

      I guess those might be matching tee shirts after all, Deb! I think America has had enough of this family.

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    January 9, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    Whew! All we need is another dose of Sarah Palin. One was enough.

    • Stephanie Queen
      January 10, 2012 at 1:43 pm

      From your mouth to God’s ears Kathy. She actually hears from him a lot which makes me really scared.



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