Rumor has it that Donald Trump is going to offer Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich and perhaps his son Donald Jr. key cabinet posts. These are my feelings on this topic:
1. Suddenly, I feel barefoot and pregnant.
2. Maybe the nine ex-wives amongst this clan could donate their alimony payments to eliminate the national debt.
3. I see that plain white sheets will be all the rage in the white house.
Trump says he is putting together a cabinet of honesty and integrity. And if you believe that one I have a bridge to sell you. Wait, we need Chris Christie for that.