The Trump Cabinet


By: DonkeyHotey

Rumor has it that Donald Trump is going to offer Rudy Giuliani, Newt Gingrich and perhaps his son Donald Jr.  key cabinet posts. These are my feelings on this topic:

1. Suddenly, I feel barefoot and pregnant.

2. Maybe the nine ex-wives amongst this clan could donate their alimony payments to eliminate the national debt.

3. I see that plain white sheets will be all the rage in the white house.

And finally,

Trump says he is putting together a cabinet of honesty and integrity. And if you believe that one I have a bridge to sell you. Wait, we need Chris Christie for that.

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15 thoughts on “The Trump Cabinet”

    1. I teach this all the time. Humor, next to breathing, is what keeps us alive. I totally believe this. If you want me to teach this in Canada let me know. I could use the escape! LOL

  1. At the very least, this debacle is providing fodder for humor writers–once we stop crying in our beer/scotch/wine/vodka/name your poison. Oh, and here in Maine, we legalized pot with this election. Small consolation, but I guess it’s something…

  2. His cabinet would have to include Johnny Walker, Old Granddad, Jim Beam and of course Mister Jack Daniels for me to believe anything they propose. 😉

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