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Excerpt from Spiritual Thriller Heartly God? by Wil 3

June 7, 2017
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Today, we bring you an excerpt of this spiritual thriller Heartly God? by Wil 3.  Shorehouse Books just released this book in early May and it is making quite the statement. I love thrillers and…

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Friday Humor Devotional

September 18, 2015
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Dear Lord, forgive me for my gluttony.  Is it a sin to take communion twenty-eight times in a row on a Saturday because I’ve run out of wine and the liquor stores are closed for…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 24, 2015
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Dear Lord, please help me restrain from laughing out loud at my crazy Aunt Gladys.  When she asked what church I attended, I jokingly said, “I worship at Our Lady of the Sealy Posturepedic .” …

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Righteous Pope Gives US Sisters His Blessing

April 17, 2015
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Righteous Pope Gives US Sisters His Blessing

Nuns in America are celebrating the news that Pope Francis has halted the Vatican’s crackdown on what it regarded as “radical feminist” groups of nuns in the US who had created a “doctrinal crisis” in…

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Church Diaries

February 12, 2015
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Church Diaries

Sunday 8:00 AM. It’s snowing. I think I’ll skip Mass today. Skipping church on Sunday is a mortal sin, says Father McGarrity. I’ll bet it’s not any kind of sin when it’s snowing. Maybe it’s…

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A Message From God: Lines Are Open, Call Now

September 2, 2014
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A Message From God: Lines Are Open, Call Now

I’m an expired catholic and a little rusty on the praying front. In fact, I think the last time I prayed as a paid-up member of a religion was when I asked Saint Martin to…

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Friday Humor Devotional

August 22, 2014
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my husband for his lack of respect.  When asked by our Pastor why he hasn’t attended church service in over a year his reply was, “I’ve been attending a new church,…

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Vengeance is Mine Sayeth Bill O’Reilly

March 19, 2013
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Bill O’Reilly was allegedly  so angered by his ex-wife’s marriage to a Nassau County, NY detective that he used his celebrity and monetary influence with the NYC archdiocese to get his wife officially reprimanded, which…

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How Do We Solve A Problem like Women Priests?

December 8, 2012
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A 92-year-old Jesuit priest was stripped of his duties because he presided over a mass with a woman priest. The woman, Janice Sevre-Duszynksa is an ordained priest with Womenpriests, a Roman Catholic advocacy group.  Women…

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Catholic Church Sues Obama

May 22, 2012
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Catholic church sues Obama to keep birth control away from the ladies thus insuring its complete and total abstention from sexual activity.     KaraFamily Guy/American Dad/ Producer/Citizen of the World. My opinions are my…

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