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Catholic Church Sues Obama

May 22, 2012May 22, 2012 Kara

Catholic church sues Obama to keep birth control away from the ladies thus insuring its complete and total abstention from sexual activity.    

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Is Not Getting Sick While Not Having Insurance the New Teen Abstinence Pledge?

March 11, 2012March 11, 2012 Kara

From the “Party of Personal Responsibility’ we bring you Ms Mary Brown, 56, from the great state of Florida. Mary here, who owned and operated a two-employee auto-repair shop in Panama City, Fla.,  is the […]

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