Friday Humor Devotional

He should have bought a Sealy.

Dear Lord, please forgive my husband for his lack of respect.  When asked by our Pastor why he hasn’t attended church service in over a year his reply was, “I’ve been attending a new church, Our Lady of the Sealy Posturepedic.”  The Pastor’s wife then replied, “Oh I didn’t know you were Catholic?”  I laughed so hard I up-chucked my breakfast in the collection plate.  Needless to say we’re going to hell but we’ll sleep in cool memory foam comfort, Amen.

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4 thoughts on “Friday Humor Devotional”

  1. Memory foam mattresses are instruments of Satan to keep people from getting up in the morning.

    1. I totally agree Kathy! They are Satan’s creation to keep us warm and toasty and staying in bed especially on Saturdays and Sundays!

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