Friday Humor Devotional

He should have bought a Sealy.

Dear Lord, please forgive my husband for his lack of respect.  When asked by our Pastor why he hasn’t attended church service in over a year his reply was, “I’ve been attending a new church, Our Lady of the Sealy Posturepedic.”  The Pastor’s wife then replied, “Oh I didn’t know you were Catholic?”  I laughed so hard I up-chucked my breakfast in the collection plate.  Needless to say we’re going to hell but we’ll sleep in cool memory foam comfort, Amen.

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4 thoughts on “Friday Humor Devotional”

    1. I know Bill, very odd. We would have happily brought along an extra Egg McMuffin.

  1. Memory foam mattresses are instruments of Satan to keep people from getting up in the morning.

    1. I totally agree Kathy! They are Satan’s creation to keep us warm and toasty and staying in bed especially on Saturdays and Sundays!

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