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American Breakfast HENRI HASSAN McTAGGART OMELETTE INGREDIENTS ¼ onion¼ cup fresh cilantro½ red bell pepper½ celery stalk½ tablespoon sesame oil½ tablespoon peanut oil½ tablespoon extra virgin olive oil4 ounces ground turkey¼ cup mild yellow pepper […]
French Breakfast OMELETTE INGREDIENTS – OMELETTE 2 eggs⅛ teaspoon pepper⅛ teaspoon salt1 tablespoon butter (1 more teaspoon later)1 teaspoon butter INGREDIENTS – FILLING (OPTIONAL)* One or more of the following: 2 teaspoons diced herbs – […]
American Breakfast STRAWBERRY FREEZER JAM INGREDIENTS 2 cups fresh, crushed strawberries (about 1 pound whole)2 tablespoons lemon juice4¼ cups sugar¾ cup water6 tablespoons (1 1.75 oz box) fruit pectin powder SPECIAL UTENSILS potato masher or […]
Belgian Breakfast BELGIAN LIEGE WAFFLES INGREDIENTS 2 eggs, room temperature1 cup whole milk, lukewarm1 teaspoon or 1½ packets instant yeast3 tablespoons white sugar or brown sugar½ cup unsalted butter, softened¾ teaspoon salt1 teaspoon vanilla extract3½ […]
Norwegian Breakfast SOUR CREAM PORRIDGE(Rømmegrøt) INGREDIENTS 2 cups sour cream½ cup flour, wheat flour, or semolina (½ cup more later)½ cup flour, wheat flour, or semolina3½ cups warm milk½ teaspoon salt2 tablespoons cinnamon sugar2 tablespoon […]
Bolivian Breakfast QUINOA API INGREDIENTS 1¼ cups quinoa2¾ cups milk2⅔ cups water1 cinnamon stick1 tablespoon honey2½ tablespoons sugar¼ teaspoon vanilla extract SPECIAL UTENSIL fine-mesh colander Serves 4. Takes 45 minutes. PREPARATION Rinse quinoa in colander. […]
There are times when I do something so stupid I hesitate to admit it to anyone. (This is why I don’t like about the proliferation of cell phone cameras. I’d rather have some control over […]
Of course, I would never eat dessert for breakfast! But would you pass the chocolate chip muffins and waffles with whipped cream. Find more dubious advice in I Used to Think I Was Not […]
People who skip breakfast are likely to eat an entire honey baked ham for lunch, and that has more calories than toast, even with the butter and jelly Find more dubious advice in I Used to […]
Swedish Dessert CINNAMON ROLLS (Kanelbullar) INGREDIENTS – DOUGH ⅔ cup butter (⅓ cup more later) 1½ cups milk 1 egg (1 egg more later) 2 teaspoons cardamom ¾ teaspoon salt ½ cup sugar (⅓ cup […]