Bad Advice Friday, 3-10-2017
Today is once more Bad-Advice Friday. I shall be dispensing bad advice to all comers. The advice will stupendously bad. MA asks: This has been bothering me…Is it true that cannibals won’t eat clowns because […]
Tag: Supermarket
Hitler Shops at the Supermarket
Shopping can be rough. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-hdivo0lHk Paul De Lancey, culinary historian Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com
My Resolutions for 2017
Every one should have goals. Otherwise, how can we improve ourselves? Here are my resolutions for the new year. Never eat lutefisk. Never eat mushrooms. Nap only when I’m asleep. Understand my new cell phone. […]
Toad in the Hole and how to Avoid Kitchen Murder
British Entree TOAD IN THE HOLE INGREDIENTS 1 cup flour ¼ teaspoon mustard powder ½ teaspoon salt 2 tablespoons butter 3 eggs 1¼ cups milk 2 tablespoons vegetable oil (2 more tablespoons later) 2 pounds […]
Are You a Supermarket Dick?
Are you a supermarket dick? Do you make other shoppers’ time in the store miserable? Take this test and find out. Do you: 1) Block the aisle with your cart? (2 points) 2) Still leave […]
Air Koryo Hamburger (World’s Worst Burger)
North Korean Entree AIR KORYO-TM HAMBURGER (World’s worst burger) INGREDIENTS 1 pound ground whitish mystery meat that’s been lurking in the fridge for months OR mixed ground pork and turkey 1 tablespoon salt 1 tablespoon […]
An Entree From a Country With Two Ys and a Z in its Name
Kyrgyztani Entree LAGMAN (lamb stew) INGREDIENTS 1 pound wide homemade noodles or pre-made lasagna noodles 1 pound lamb or beef 4 garlic cloves 2 onions 3 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 carrot 2 red bell peppers […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity. I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again! When I reminded him to stop by the %$#@&%# store and pick up some &^%#$@*^% milk and […]
Bad Artist #25, Supermarkets
SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #1 Please sir, will you move? Stop reading those cans and move. I need to buy soup. SUPERMARKET-SIGN HAIKU #2 Don’t care if it has Monosodium glutamate Buy the frickin’ can. […]
Bad Artist #15, Supermarkets
SUPERMARKET HAIKU #1 Blocking the aisle. Have you taken up residence? Please make up your mind. SUPERMARKET HAIKU #2 Blocking the aisle. Hey, are you memorizing The ingredients? – Paul R. De Lancey, […]