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We might think ourselves bad. We might think ourselves good. We’d very much like to be good. We aspire to be magnificent sunbeams. But are we? Thanks to the amazingly accurate test below we can […]
Dance as a Greek goddess at the DMV Everybody knows that waiting in line at the DMV is the most soul-sucking experience imaginable. But we are all wrong. Just because the slow lines inside the […]
I’ve been feeling a little old lately, and it might have to do with the fact that I’ll soon hit my 28th anniversary as a 911 dispatcher. Doesn’t seem possible, does it? I mean, I […]
Yes I was once in jail: The lock-up. The slammer. The tank. The can. This is my tale. I guess it is pretty typical: Freudian Psychoanalyst father. Over-educated mother who abusively corrected my grammar until […]
Mike Huckabee visited anti-gay marriage crusader and four-times divorced Kentucky clerk Kim Davis in jail to lend her moral support. Davis did not comment on the visit, but prison guards had to wonder if the […]
The welfare system continues to spiral out of control. Millions and millions dollars of our tax dollars flow into the lazy mouths of these lazy bums who do little but sleep, eat, and make more […]
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Clerk: How many balloons do you need? Me: Enough to lift my house. Clerk: Pixar movies aren’t real life. Me: SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH! — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 29, 2014 I have 2 little […]
A group of teens in South Carolina, broke into a house, drank beer and vomited on the floor while the owner was away on vacation. Being the responsible kids they were, they returned to the […]