Dear Lord, please forgive me for my selfish celebration this glorious Friday. When Donald Trump allowed a woman to come on stage to test the authenticity of his mangy locks, it happily confirmed the financial […]
Dear Lord, please explain to my selfie-snapping cell mate who was recently arrested during an early morning raid, no matter how many he takes, they’ll never allow him to replace his unflattering mugshot, Amen.
Dear Lord, please explain to my aging grandmother that dressing her pet monkey as my lazy Grandpa Barry won’t get her the Two-For-One Early Bird Special Dinner discount, Amen.
The big news story of the moment is how pissed off foreign leaders are about the NSA spying on their countries. But don’t be fooled by what you read. What these leaders are really concerned […]