American Appetizer HOMEMADE BUTTER INGREDIENTS 3 cups heavy whipping cream ½ cup ice water ¼ teaspoon salt (optional, to taste) SPECIAL UTENSILS food processor (best), immersion blender or electric whisk fine-mesh colander or colander with […]
Dear Lord, please explain to my selfie-snapping cell mate who was recently arrested during an early morning raid, no matter how many he takes, they’ll never allow him to replace his unflattering mugshot, Amen.
When people say that humans are mostly good, I can’t help but think that they’ve never watched babies play. You can tell a lot about humans by observing the newest, most innocent, utterly unsullied additions […]
I was shocked to learn that at least two Bridezillas from the reality show of the same name have been arrested since their 15 minutes of TV fame which makes Bridezillas just as effective in flushing out criminals as […]
I understand that social media appears to be a comfort zone to many people, but lately, I have noticed that some Facebook friends have posted too many personal and private details about their lives. […]
I recently saw my first episode of Dancing with the Stars. I know people love this show, and it was entertaining, but I can’t help but think that this is a show where celebrities go […]
You feel safe knowing that the police are hunting down criminals whose goals are to break into your home and wreak havoc while you are gone. But what happens if the criminals you fear are […]
The continuing saga of Mayor Lund and his Trailer Park Hello, my name is Mayor Tom Lund, I’m the Mayor for a large trailer park in western PA. Today, as I walked through the streets […]