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Mayor Lund’s School of Political Correctness

June 26, 2011
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The continuing saga of Mayor Lund and his Trailer Park

Hello, my name is Mayor Tom Lund, I’m the Mayor for a large trailer park in western PA.   Today, as I walked through the streets of the trailer park, I saw graffiti painted on the sidewalks, empty liquor bottles thrown under the shrubs and used condoms hung from the trees like Christmas Lights.   That’s when it hit me; these kids around here need some guidance.

Someone has to teach these future political leaders how to not get caught in wrongdoing and how to tell a convincing lie if they do get caught.Think how much different the world would be today if Richard Nixon knew how to lie  or if Bill Clinton would have used a humidor to keep his cigars moist rather then using his interns. And what if Anthony Weiner knew how to cover his electronic tracks after cyber sex.

I can teach these young hoodlums how to not get caught with their pants down before, during and after they get elected to public office. I’d be doing the American people a great service, since no one wants to hear about how their tax money is supporting the President’s sex fetish and cigar habit, a Congressman’s porno addiction, a Senator’s sex change operation or any other monkey business going on behind the closed doors of government offices.

For five easy payments of $19.95, I’ll get these hoodlums off the pot-holed filled roads of the trailer park and teach them to lie like a rug, how to hold their liquor, and how to deceive the American people and get a paycheck doing it. As with any school, I will have to have some requirements for the enlistment.   I think rule number one will be, you must have a healthy liver “before” enlisting.   I think we can come up with some more requirements as we go along.

And in store for lesson number one, will be a lecture on the importance of not leaving tracks on interns dresses, followed by a race to see who can consume the most liquor before passing out. Yes, I might be just what these kids around here need to give them some guidance and a political goal in life.  Lets face it, if they enjoy a life of sex, drugs, and alcohol, they may as well get a paycheck doing it!

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5 Responses to Mayor Lund’s School of Political Correctness

  1. Mayor Lunds Redneck Cousin
    June 27, 2011 at 7:09 pm

    How long does this course last?

    • Mayor Lund
      June 27, 2011 at 10:44 pm

      About as long as 8 six packs last.

  2. Kathy Minicozzi
    June 27, 2011 at 11:01 am

    This could be the most popular class ever!

  3. June 26, 2011 at 9:34 pm

    I’m sure your class would be full. There will alway be a market for political correctness.

  4. June 26, 2011 at 9:37 am

    Sounds like this could be a popular course! I would think your experience as a sex therapist would come in handy for this.



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