The Fart Primer
Our schools teach us how to solve quadratic equations. Our schools teach us how to compose essays on 19th-century English literature. They do not teach real-life survival skills. Specifically, they do not point out what […]
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Bami Goreng and Why You Shouldn’t Wish for Massive Volcanic Eruptions
Indonesian Entree BAMI GORENG INGREDIENTS 2 chicken breasts 2 garlic cloves 12 ounces bami or medium-egg noodles 2 eggs 3 tablespoons peanut oil ½ teaspoon ground ginger 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1 tablespoon sambal oelek (Indonesian […]
Mayor Lund’s School of Political Correctness
The continuing saga of Mayor Lund and his Trailer Park Hello, my name is Mayor Tom Lund, I’m the Mayor for a large trailer park in western PA. Today, as I walked through the streets […]