Haiku: I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas … in Waikiki?

How many times has this happened to you? You’ve spent the Christmas bonus on a week-long vacation on the sun-lit beaches of Hawaii. You’re up earlier than your spouse, rather earlier as you’re just […]
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas But not the kind you’re thinking of I want white, sandy beaches and Blue, blue water and gorgeous hula Dancers in my sights I’m dreaming of a White Christmas […]
Burmese Entree FRIED FISH CAKES INGREDIENTS 1 pound filleted flounder, cod, or other whitefish 2 garlic cloves 1 teaspoon ginger ¼ teaspoon red chile flakes ½ teaspoon salt ½ teaspoon turmeric 1 teaspoon fish sauce […]
Our schools teach us how to solve quadratic equations. Our schools teach us how to compose essays on 19th-century English literature. They do not teach real-life survival skills. Specifically, they do not point out what […]
http://gty.im/88045699 Donald Trump is considering convicted Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff as next U.S. Treasurer, rumor has it. It’s hard to believe since once Trump called Madoff a scoundrel and a thief. “I did,” says Trump, […]
http://gty.im/114965052 The New York Times says Donald Trump told them Sarah Palin would be his vice-president. Well played, Mr. Trump, if you ever want an out all you have to say, as you did during […]
American Entree BAKED VIDALIA ONION INGREDIENTS 1 Vidalia onion 1 tablespoon butter 1 beef bouillon cube ½ teaspoon sherry SPECIAL UTENSIL aluminum foil Makes 1 onion. Takes 1 hour 10 minutes. If you wish to […]
Comics, I mean their holinesses, cracking jokes and shaking up the world, one religion at a time. Forget late-night, joke writers everywhere were wondering where to send material to get this kind of stage. Recently […]