Tag: climate change
Climate Summit Ponders Gas Emissions, Accuses U.S. of Ripping One
by Dave Jaffe Nearly four years after backing out of the Paris Climate Accord, the U.S. invited 40 world leaders to a climate summit by issuing the forceful, yet profound message, “Take a joke! Jeez!” […]
Donald Trump Issues Executive Order Amending U.S. Constitution
I, Donald J. Trump, the most if not the only important Person of the People of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union with Fox News, establish a Justice system that will provide for my defense, and secure the […]
Scientists to Call Time on Global Warming Hoax
The world scientists who spend most of their time playing practical jokes on humanity have announced that they are bringing down the curtain on their global warming hoax. “If you look at great shows like […]
Is the US Government Serious About Climate Change? You Betcha!
The US Government plans to announce a multi-trillion dollar program to combat climate change during this week’s world summit at the United Nations. According to Washington insiders, the plan will show the world that the […]
Long-Lost Hoagie Discovered in Receding Glacier
Hans Frigidd, Professor of Glacial Movements, Middle Earth University, NC, could not believe his eyes when he saw the hoagie sandwich he started eating 30 years earlier encased in ice. Frigidd had returned to the […]