Cartoon: No. I don’t think I can go back out there.
Tag: Statue of Liberty
NRA Holds America Hostage
Two narrowed eyes peeked out of the slats over the window that were already narrow enough by themselves. They gazed imperturbably at the scores of police and FBI agents that surrounded the NRA ranch estate […]
Passing the Torch or just Blowing It Out?
Being the intrepid reporter I am, I managed to snag an exclusive interview with someone very high up in the immigration department of the American government. This interview reflects the views of many trusted government […]
The City Needs a Nap
New York, New York… Sounds so nice they named it twice. Not really, when you’re there you have to repeat it, because it’s noisy, overcrowded, and no one can hear you. Mid-town Manhattan streets […]
Tax Preparations Jagoffs
It seems like everywhere I drive, this time of year, there’s someone who has sold their soul to dress as the Statue of Liberty and stand on a street corner or in the middle of […]
Vive La France, But Not in August
My mother is arriving from Paris in a few weeks and I’ll face the same questions Americans ask me when they first find out I have a French mother. Here are my answers: 1. The […]