Monster-in-Law Comes for a Visit
Last Week turned out being a very stressful week for me. My live-in girlfriend Ginger’s mother came to visit us for a week. One thing that I did learn from her visit was that the […]
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My Review of the Wonderbra
My girlfriend Ginger came home the other day wearing the newest Wonderbra. As Ginger stepped in the door she said, “What do you think of these Mayor?” I said, “Thank God my prayers have been […]
Boys Night Out
My darling girlfriend, Ginger, had gone to see her mother for the weekend leaving me alone with the dog. So, Friday night I gave my midget buddy Roger a call and asked him if he […]
Update on Life in the Trailer Park
It’s been a while since I updated everyone on my life in the trailer park. Things have been going kinda smooth lately so I thought I might share a few thought about my live-in girlfriend, […]
Second Job Opportunities in a Struggling Economy?
Last Tuesday evening my midget friend (Roger) and I went down to that new bar that just opened on Oak Street, named the “Liver–B-Gone”. The pub used to be called “The Evil People” until the […]
My Dad always said Big Girls need Lovin’ Too, But this is Ridiculous!
This has been an interesting week at the trailer park. We had a couple of very large women move in three trailers down from us. The bigger of the two weighs about 300 and has […]
What Came First: the Chicken, the egg or Chinese Egg Rolls?
A new Chinese takeout place opened in town this week named Buddha’s Bar & Grill. I stopped by to check it out the other day. As I placed my order, I noticed that Ihurtufordollar-Le […]
The Night I spent in the Arms of Dolly Parton
On Friday, my midget friend Roger and I were loafing around, playing pinball down at the trailer park office. Out of the blue, a huge motor coach came rolling into the park. I had never […]
Midget Wrestling Can Be A Great Income Opportunity!
I’m the elected Mayor of large trailer park. Among my duties as Mayor is organizing some occasional entertainment for the community. So far this year I organized a bus trip to the casino and a […]
Mayor Lund’s School of Political Correctness
The continuing saga of Mayor Lund and his Trailer Park Hello, my name is Mayor Tom Lund, I’m the Mayor for a large trailer park in western PA. Today, as I walked through the streets […]