Spotlight on Barbara Hammond, Author of “Daddy du Jour”
About the book This is a book about survival in many ways. Barbara became the primary caregiver of her younger brothers at an early age. There was a revolving door of men in her […]
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Unicorn Bites #547
A group of lions is called a pride. A group of crows is called a murder. A group of NASCAR fans is called a trailer park. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 1, 2014 We’d have […]
PAM Is Not Just for Cooking Anymore
Florida: home of Disney, crocodiles and apparently some really, really stupid people. A Florida woman was arrested and charged with domestic battery after hurling PAM cooking spray and bottles of Olive Oil and other kitchen […]
Unicorn Bites 9/26/13
I’m surprised no one has made an iPad app for the 10 Commandments yet. It seems natural they should be on tablets. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 26, 2013 I don’t worry about […]
A Threesome Minus a Twosome Equals Jail Time
I am not sure if Emily Post ever discussed the correct etiquette for this situation but maybe the modern “Manners Gurus” can tackle it. A 44-year-old woman in Friendship, Maine is in jail because she […]
When Breasts Attack!
A man in Washington State is no more because he was smothered to death by his girlfriend’s breasts. Apparently, witnesses saw the couple arguing in their trailer park and saw the woman throw her boyfriend, […]
Rednecks in the Mist – The Observational Study of an Over Populated Species
Hello, I’m David Attenborough. Well, not really it’s me Deb but I thought this story would be better narrated in the voice of Mr. Attenborough. Welcome to my show, “Exploring the Unexplored and Nonsensical.” Today […]
What Came First: the Chicken, the egg or Chinese Egg Rolls?
A new Chinese takeout place opened in town this week named Buddha’s Bar & Grill. I stopped by to check it out the other day. As I placed my order, I noticed that Ihurtufordollar-Le […]
Trailer Park Romance and the Viagra Overdose
I got a call from my girlfriend, Ginger, on Friday. She said that she would be coming over to my place in an hour or so, and that I should get ready to have some […]
The Truck Driver in the Trailer Park
The trailer park houses a lot of different characters. They come in all shapes and sizes and sexual orientation. This is my story of Rickie, the gay truck driver who lives in the park. I […]