Dear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity. I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again! When I reminded him to stop by the %$#@&%# store and pick up some &^%#$@*^% milk and […]
Dear Lord, please give me one good reason not to slap my redneck hunter husband. When I told him I wanted an alfresco candlelit Surf and Turf anniversary dinner I didn’t expect to be […]
Dear Lord, please explain to our dimwitted redneck neighbor that using plastic milk jugs as floating pool toys only works after you drink the milk, Amen.
Dear Lord, please forgive my hayseed farmer husband for embarrassing me at a recent lunch with my city boss, when he was kind enough to invite him along. When he displayed an interest in visiting our […]
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my dimwitted redneck neighbor that watching NASCAR with his eye’s crossed won’t double his favorite car and driver’s chance of winning . . . dumb ass, Amen.
Hello, I’m David Attenborough. Well, not really it’s me Deb but I thought this story would be better narrated in the voice of Mr. Attenborough. Welcome to my show, “Exploring the Unexplored and Nonsensical.” Today […]