The Place to Take a Humor Break
Dear Lord, please forgive my uncontrollable laughter at our 80-year-old Grandpa Wilbert’s response to my kids’ innocent question. When they came for a visit, little Kenny asked if he had seen Grandma’ Clara’s Jenga? He […]
Dear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity. I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again! When I reminded him to stop by the %$#@&%# store and pick up some &^%#$@*^% milk and […]
My Political Endorsement: Bipartisan candidate, Jack Daniels for President in 2016. Wait, what . . . he’s dead? I beg to differ, my fellow Americans. I see and talk to him at least five or […]
Dear Lord, I don’t know how to explain to my grandmother that taking selfies while she’s prepping for her colonoscopy does not make her a badass and posting it to Twitter and Instagram with the […]
Recently, someone wondered whether things would be different if Tim Tebow was Muslim. My thoughts: * Scoring a FG against the Broncos would be considered “mission accomplished” * Fox News would refer to Bronco weight […]