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Friday Humor Devotional

February 5, 2016

milkjuglampshadeDear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity.  I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again!  When I reminded him to stop by the %$#@&%# store and pick up some &^%#$@*^% milk and purchase a  %$#@^$# lamp shade for the front porch light, I don’t think I made myself &#%$#@ clear, Amen and Amen again!

Deb Martin-Webster

After a successful career in Art Administration, at Temple University/Tyler School of Art, Deb has taken on a new challenging career as an aspiring writer. Author of short story A Hot Dog Stand in the Himalayas Deb has written her first novel published by HumorOutcasts Press titled, Love, Montana. A quick read crossing the genres of contemporary western romance and travel adventure with lots of witty humor thrown in the mix. Also check out Deb's popular HO series Friday Humor Devotional. It's prayer with an attitude.

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12 Responses to Friday Humor Devotional

  1. Bill Spencer
    February 6, 2016 at 6:02 am

    Is this milk jug full? It seems like it’s a little light.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 6, 2016 at 10:46 am

      Yer’ right Bill S. Could’da’ been worse, could’da’ been Half and Half! 😉

  2. Bill Y Ledden
    February 6, 2016 at 4:49 am

    I can understand the double Amen with this one Deb!

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 6, 2016 at 10:45 am

      Yup Bill Y, the stupid need a double dose of Amen, bless their dumb-ass little hearts!

  3. February 5, 2016 at 6:17 pm

    Sometimes Deb is not what you say, but how you say it?

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 6, 2016 at 10:43 am

      Yep’er Donna! But then again Bubba only understands two words, “What n’ What?” 😉

  4. Kathy Minicozzi
    February 5, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    You have to admit that is kind of a cute lampshade — or, at least, a conversation piece. 😉

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 6, 2016 at 10:40 am

      Yep, it’s creative all right Kathy! But I still ain’t got no &%$#@* milk fer my dang coffee! 😉

  5. Gwendolyn L. Spelvin
    February 5, 2016 at 4:32 pm

    It’s not the redneck boyfriend’s fault. When you grow up with a father shouting at your mother and sister starting every sentence off with “you wimmins”, profanity is actually a step in the right direction of learning the King’s English.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 6, 2016 at 10:38 am

      Hell’s yeah Gwendolyn! Dem’s words is King’s English to hillbillies! 😉

  6. February 5, 2016 at 3:55 pm

    That is efficiency at its redneck finest.

    • Deb Martin-Webster
      February 5, 2016 at 3:58 pm

      I’m sure she wouldn’t have cared but the dumb son of a B**** drank all the milk! 😉

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