Friday Humor Devotional

milkjuglampshadeDear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity.  I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again!  When I reminded him to stop by the %$#@&%# store and pick up some &^%#$@*^% milk and purchase a  %$#@^$# lamp shade for the front porch light, I don’t think I made myself &#%$#@ clear, Amen and Amen again!

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12 thoughts on “Friday Humor Devotional”

    1. Yer’ right Bill S. Could’da’ been worse, could’da’ been Half and Half! 😉

    1. Yup Bill Y, the stupid need a double dose of Amen, bless their dumb-ass little hearts!

    1. Yep’er Donna! But then again Bubba only understands two words, “What n’ What?” 😉

  1. You have to admit that is kind of a cute lampshade — or, at least, a conversation piece. 😉

    1. Yep, it’s creative all right Kathy! But I still ain’t got no &%$#@* milk fer my dang coffee! 😉

  2. It’s not the redneck boyfriend’s fault. When you grow up with a father shouting at your mother and sister starting every sentence off with “you wimmins”, profanity is actually a step in the right direction of learning the King’s English.

    1. I’m sure she wouldn’t have cared but the dumb son of a B**** drank all the milk! 😉

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