Posts Tagged ‘ religious humor ’

Eve Writes Her Memoir

March 7, 2019
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How I Ended Up East of Eden[1] by Eve What was I thinking? It isn’t as though we didn’t have enough to eat. We had a whole smorgasbord there in Eden, made up of all…

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Friday Humor Devotional

August 26, 2016
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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please accept my deepest apology for my behavior at the Parish Picnic. When Father O’Rourke asked if there was anyone who’d like to make a lighthearted confession I stated that I’d replaced the…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 29, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my 5-year-old’s innocent outburst during one of our Sunday sermons.  When the Reverend praised that Jesus Saves, little Barry proudly stood up and shouted, “But Daddy says Moses refinances!”  Amen, with…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 15, 2016
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Dear Lord, I hope you can forgive my intolerance toward Pat Robertson’s recent behavior.  I respect no man who praises the Lord with Jazz Hands, Amen.           Check out more of…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 8, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my naive misunderstanding. When an elder church member asked if I’ve been Saved from Satan, I replied, “No, we’re still married.” Amen.               Check out…

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Friday Humor Devotional

July 1, 2016
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Dear Lord, please forgive my unintentional rudeness for farting in the baptismal pool.  It gave the word pew an entirely new meaning, Amen.               Check out more of Deb’s humor…

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Friday Humor Devotional

May 20, 2016
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Dear Lord, please give me the strength and restraint to not strangle my corporate husband for his temporary bout of insanity. He desperately wanted to go golfing with his college buddies, but had a very…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 19, 2016
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Dear Lord, I know it’s been a while since I’ve asked for your forgiveness so please Bear with me. When I told my Deer wife Bee that she was the Cat’s meow I should have…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 5, 2016
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Dear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity.  I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again!  When I reminded him to stop by the %$#@&%# store and pick up some &^%#$@*^% milk and…

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Friday Humor Devotional

October 23, 2015
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Dear Lord, please do not forsake us for our poor judgment.  Last week when our cat inadvertently drank my triple Espresso I left on the kitchen table my husband suggested that our family take up…

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