Posts Tagged ‘ dog humor ’

Adopting a Dog: It Take a Village. Also a Pooper Scooper

April 30, 2019
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On National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day, remember: Dogs are people too. Well… except that they’re dogs. We rescued a terrier, although why anyone would is beyond me. Terriers are what dingos strive to be…

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Ask a Terrier: What’s Bugging Budleigh?

March 29, 2019
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Budleigh the Terrier offers professional advice from a licensed dog. Dear Budleigh, In a recent column you mentioned eating spiders, which got me thinking, “Ewwww!” It also got me thinking about recent video of a…

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Wow! That Smarts!

February 22, 2019
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Dogs are stupider than we thought, although probably they’d argue the point if they had a clue. OK, maybe not stupider. Maybe even smart, but certainly not exceptional, according to a new study of the…

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Dogs vs. Holiday Meals: Fa-La-La-La-Laaa, La, Aach! Haauk! Blaarf!

December 19, 2018
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In this festive season of holiday parties, bountiful meals, and homemade cookies embellished with those silver ball-bearing things, take comfort knowing that your canines are in the dog park, plotting. ENGLISH SHEEPDOG: “OK, everyone! Finish…

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Ask a Terrier: Budleigh Reminds Vacationers, “Hey, Ya’ Got this Dog Here!”

July 5, 2018
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Dear Budleigh, I’m really looking forward to a summer getaway, but am worried about Hanover, our mixed breed “guilt hound,” who can’t come with us. She was a shelter dog, so I worry about boarding…

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A Quiet, Retiring Dog

May 10, 2018
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Retirement gifts for dogs, while heartfelt, can be impractical and even lead to neck strain.

How heart-warming when a professional dog can retire before she’s blown up. So many of us just settle for Medicare. After an eight-year career as a bomb-detecting dog at Chicago’s O’Hare and Midway airports, Lacy,…

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Net effect

January 18, 2018
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Dave JaffeWriter, columnist, former Chicago reporter, humorist Dave Jaffe has written for online, print, television, and radio. Creative, clever, witty – these are traits that kept Dave in detention for most of the eighth grade.…

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Taxing strategy

December 21, 2017
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Dave JaffeWriter, columnist, former Chicago reporter, humorist Dave Jaffe has written for online, print, television, and radio. Creative, clever, witty – these are traits that kept Dave in detention for most of the eighth grade.…

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Doggone Funny

October 1, 2016
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Harry: “. . . and then I let another one rip and blamed it on Joey the Pug!     His human said no more cheesy treats until his flatulence subsides.  I tell ya’ Jimmy, I’m gonna…

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Friday Humor Devotional

February 19, 2016
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Dear Lord, I know it’s been a while since I’ve asked for your forgiveness so please Bear with me. When I told my Deer wife Bee that she was the Cat’s meow I should have…

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